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'''Jenna Maldonado''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]]. Maldonado was [[Incineration|incinerated]] in a game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] on [[Season 2]], Day 23.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|2}}, Day 22.
  
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== Official League Records ==
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Maldonado joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|2}}, Day 22, Maldonado was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Randy Dennis]].
 
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==Origins==
 
==Origins==
 
Maldonado was born amongst the stars as a Celestial. However, her bratty and rebellious nature had upset the other Celestials, who had felt she wasn't worthy to live amongst them. Maldonado had her wings clipped and was banished to Earth, where she was immediately drafted to the Miami Dale as a divine punishment.
 
Maldonado was born amongst the stars as a Celestial. However, her bratty and rebellious nature had upset the other Celestials, who had felt she wasn't worthy to live amongst them. Maldonado had her wings clipped and was banished to Earth, where she was immediately drafted to the Miami Dale as a divine punishment.
  
 
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It is believed that the power bestowed to the [[Umpire|Umpires]] by the opening of [[The Forbidden Book]] allowed the Umpires to achieve some sort of divine connection. Therefore, it has been theorized that the Umpires shared the same distaste for Maldonado as the other Celestials had, which then became the motive for her incineration. The team adopted the phrase "We Play For Jenna" in the hopes that one day, there will be a similar divine intervention that would bring Maldonado back.
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It is believed that the power bestowed to the [[Umpires|Umpires]] by the opening of [[The Forbidden Book]] allowed the Umpires to achieve some sort of divine connection. Therefore, it has been theorized that the Umpires shared the same distaste for Maldonado as the other Celestials had, which then became the motive for her incineration. The team adopted the phrase "We Play For Jenna" in the hopes that one day, there will be a similar divine intervention that would bring Maldonado back.
  
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File:JennaMaldonado3D.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=BillyGalant}}
 
File:JennaMaldonado3D.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=BillyGalant}}
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File:EoJXXGvVoAExTo9.jpg|Art by {{Twitter|name=tywyso}}
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File:JennaSketches.jpg|Jenna Maldonado sketches by {{Twitter|name=tywyso}}
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File:Help girl i've just been banished to Earth from the heavens.jpg|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1385686154096283652 @_pysics]'''
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File:Miss Maldonado here to ruin your life.jpg|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/tywyso/status/1385195501629235203 @tywyso]'''
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File:MiniJenna.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:Have you considered.jpg|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1377822509974888453 @_pysics]'''
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File:Jenna by lemmy.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=tangeriiiiiine}}
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File:No man can match this power level.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Jenna Maldonado. Maldonado is a Celestial, with brown skin, four golden wings, six eyes, long blonde hair shaded in pinks and blues, and a spiked halo. Her jacket and pants are black with accents in Dale colors, yellow, pink, and blue, and the background is light blue and white clouds.|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1403743902536978433 @glassgoblin]'''
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File:Jennamaldonado jomgyrosenthal omg.png|Jenna Maldonado alongside [[Jomgy Rolsenthal]], by '''[https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]'''
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File:Jennamaldonado chibi.png|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]'''
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File:Jennamaldonado fashion.png|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]'''
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File:Jennamaldonado jomgyrosenthal mlet.png|Jenna Maldonado alongside [[Jomgy Rolsenthal]] at the Mlet, by '''[https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]'''
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File:Jenna raul arguing.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Dale players Jenna Maldonado and Raúl Leal. Jenna is a space angel with a neon color scheme, wings, and two little antennas and a halo sticking out of her head. Raúl is a soundwave person with a green cloud for hair and bright blue skin. He is wearing headphones. Jenna is looking disdainfully at Raúl and saying “Something mean” in a speech bubble.|Jenna and Raúl Leal by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1532397484982542336?s=20&t=uKgc_4zffKbGT9Axphohog '''Cori''']
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File:Jenna tarot birbteef.jpg|Six of Cups, by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1497029239975006210 '''@birbteef''']
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File:Women 🙂.jpg|alt=A limited palette digital drawing of Jenna Maldonado. Her blonde hair is held back by a headband and she has on purple shorts and white fishnet tights paired with a baseball tee with the words \"gay sex\" on it. She is also wearing gold heart-shaped earrings, and a small halo floats above her head. She is winking. The background is light purple.|Art by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1572057460914913280 '''@_pysics''']
 
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Latest revision as of 05:41, 17 January 2023

Jenna Maldonado was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β2, Day 22.

Official League Records

Maldonado joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β2, Day 22, Maldonado was incinerated and replaced by Randy Dennis.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Origins

Maldonado was born amongst the stars as a Celestial. However, her bratty and rebellious nature had upset the other Celestials, who had felt she wasn't worthy to live amongst them. Maldonado had her wings clipped and was banished to Earth, where she was immediately drafted to the Miami Dale as a divine punishment.

Incineration

It is believed that the power bestowed to the Umpires by the opening of The Forbidden Book allowed the Umpires to achieve some sort of divine connection. Therefore, it has been theorized that the Umpires shared the same distaste for Maldonado as the other Celestials had, which then became the motive for her incineration. The team adopted the phrase "We Play For Jenna" in the hopes that one day, there will be a similar divine intervention that would bring Maldonado back.

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