Jacob Haynes

Jacob Haynes
Basic Information
Team	Boston Flowers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Essential oils
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	54
Soulscream	AIEEIAIEEIAXAAAEXAAAEXAIAAAAIAAAAAIAEAAIAEAAHHAEIHHAEIH
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Nickname(s)	"Just a Guy"
Other Background Information
Likes	Third Base
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Jacob Haynes is a player for the Boston Flowers. Haynes has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

In Season 2, he led the league with a .500 OBP.

On Season 6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers batter Don Mitchell due to Blooddrain weather, reducing it from to .

By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).

During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 86 game against the Houston Spies, Haynes partied and received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a -star boost to defense.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.

Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.

Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.

Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.

Gallery

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  A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter.

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  A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.