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'''Jacob Haynes''' is a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Haynes has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
 
'''Jacob Haynes''' is a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Haynes has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
  
== Official League Records ==
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==Official League Records==
 
In [[Season 2]], he led the league with a .500 OBP.
 
In [[Season 2]], he led the league with a .500 OBP.
  
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{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
== History ==
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==History==
 
Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.  
 
Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.  
  
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Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach [[Businessmun Ferret]] is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.
 
Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach [[Businessmun Ferret]] is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.
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He is an active contributor to the [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball Wiki.]]
  
 
[[File:Jacob No.mp3|thumb|left|Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.]]
 
[[File:Jacob No.mp3|thumb|left|Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.]]
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==Gallery==
 
==Gallery==
 
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Jacob Haynes - Catboy - Boston Flowers.png|A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter.
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File:Jacob Haynes - Catboy - Boston Flowers.png|A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter.
Catboy_Jacob_Haynes_by_Blockmechanics.png|A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.
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File:Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.png|A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.
 
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Revision as of 23:00, 10 December 2020

Jacob Haynes is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers. Haynes has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

In Season 2, he led the league with a .500 OBP.

On Season 6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers batter Don Mitchell due to Blooddrain weather, reducing it from to .

By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).

During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 86 game against the Houston Spies, Haynes partied and received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a -star boost to defense.

During the Coffee Cup, Haynes played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.

Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.

Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.

He is an active contributor to the Blaseball Wiki.

Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.

Gallery