Inez Owens

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Inez Owens is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 98, when Owens replaced Morrow Doyle due to incineration.


Official League Records

Owens currently has no official records in the league record books.

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History

While Inez Owens may seem to be just a swarm of bees in a trenchcoat, they are in fact a swarm of bees in a Blaseball uniform underneath a funky plastic raincoat.

Following the presumed incineration of Morrow Doyle on Season 4 Day 98, the collective rage of the Flowers and their fans reached the Boston Garden itself, and the bees that pollinate it. Fueled by the fourth most unprecedented emotional outpouring in Blaseball history, the bees banded together and joined the Flowers in solidarity.

Despite being motivated to join by the Flowers’ righteous rage, Owens is excessively positive at first glance. They love their teammates and fans, and always have kind buzzing for even the fiercest of splorts rivals. However, all who know Owens confess that the swarm scares them. Maybe it’s the ferociousness with which they play Blaseball, or the threatening hum they give off when near an Umpire, but Owens never lets the Blaseball Gods forget what they did to their team and their home.

With Doyle gone, Owens has big shoes to fill. But Owens doesn't wear shoes. Not only do the bees not like it in there, but they also 'conveniently' leave their official pairs near a Shoe Thief whenever a new pair arrives. It's the least they can do in Doyle’s memory.