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Fans of other teams have reported hearing Spies chants whispered among the crowd at matches where the Spies are not playing. The most common among these reports is the phrase "Spies win."
 
Fans of other teams have reported hearing Spies chants whispered among the crowd at matches where the Spies are not playing. The most common among these reports is the phrase "Spies win."
  
== Specific Chants ==
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==Specific Chants==
 
Spies fans have specific chants for each of their players. Some of these are seen more than others, and the list is ever expanding.
 
Spies fans have specific chants for each of their players. Some of these are seen more than others, and the list is ever expanding.
  
 
[[Alexandria Rosales]]  
 
[[Alexandria Rosales]]  
  
* Cut 'em down!
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*Cut 'em down!
* M V P! M V P! (Most Vicious Player)
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*M V P! M V P! (Most Vicious Player)
  
 
[[Comfort Septemberish]]
 
[[Comfort Septemberish]]
  
* Deep Cleaning Made Easy!
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*Deep Cleaning Made Easy!
* Smack that smiles back!
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*Smack that smiles back!
  
 
[[Denzel Scott]]
 
[[Denzel Scott]]
  
* Rock em, Sock em, Stock Image!
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*Rock em, Sock em, Stock Image!
* Zero to sixty!
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*Zero to sixty!
* BEEP BEEP
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*BEEP BEEP
* VROOM VROOM
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*VROOM VROOM
* REV 'EM UP
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*REV 'EM UP
  
 
[[Fitzgerald Blackburn]]
 
[[Fitzgerald Blackburn]]
  
* Fitz gets Hitz!
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*Fitz gets Hitz!
* Feel the Burn!
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*Feel the Burn!
* Always bet on Black{{Spoiler|burn}}!
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*Always bet on Black{{Spoiler|burn}}!
  
 
[[Jordan Hildebert]]
 
[[Jordan Hildebert]]
  
* Block em!
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*Block em!
* Proposal's Denied!
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*Proposal's Denied!
* Con! Sen! Sus! Con! Sen! Sus!
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*Con! Sen! Sus! Con! Sen! Sus!
* Jordan Hildebert Stop Blocking The Consensus Just Because It's Not Anarchist Enough For You!
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*Jordan Hildebert Stop Blocking The Consensus Just Because It's Not Anarchist Enough For You!
  
 
[[Karato Bean]]
 
[[Karato Bean]]
  
* Roll that beautiful bean footage!
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*Roll that beautiful bean footage!
* Surf's up
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*Surf's up
  
 
[[Malik Romayne]]
 
[[Malik Romayne]]
  
* Chop chop!
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*Chop chop!
* Don't Lettuce down!
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*Don't Lettuce down!
  
 
[[Marco Escobar]]
 
[[Marco Escobar]]
  
* Give em hell!
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*Give em hell!
  
 
[[Math Velazquez]]
 
[[Math Velazquez]]
  
* Calculated!
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*Calculated!
* We ran the numbers!
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*We ran the numbers!
* y=mx+b!
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*y=mx+b!
  
 
[[Morrow Wilson]]
 
[[Morrow Wilson]]
  
* No sorrow with Morrow!
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*No sorrow with Morrow!
* Wilson will run!
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*Wilson will run!
  
 
[[Reese Clark]]
 
[[Reese Clark]]
  
* Release the Reese!
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*Release the Reese!
  
 
[[Son Scotch]]
 
[[Son Scotch]]
  
* That's my son!
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*That's my son!
* Kraft Single for my son!
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*Kraft Single for my son!
  
 
[[Sosa Hayes]]
 
[[Sosa Hayes]]
  
* So! Sa! Hayes!
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*So! Sa! Hayes!
* Sosa Puede!
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*Sosa Puede!
* Sosa the Closah!
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*Sosa the Closah!
  
 
[[Theodore Holloway]]
 
[[Theodore Holloway]]
  
* Pack your bags, it's Holloway time!
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*Pack your bags, it's Holloway time!
* Holloway Airlines!
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*Holloway Airlines!
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[[Yeong-Ho Garcia]]
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* LGYH! (Let's Go Yeong-Ho!)
  
 
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Revision as of 16:19, 18 May 2021

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General Chants

Athlimasmologists have documented numerous Spies chants, both for the whole team and a few for individual players. By far the most popular Spies chant is "We could be you! We could be me!" Some suspect this to be a reference to the Spies' historical usage of double agents, though Spies management insists these tactics are a thing of the past. Other classic Spies chants include "Houston... We are the Problem," "Bang BANG," and, in hushed whispers, the phrase "Spies win."

Spies fans have a unique tradition of chants spoken in a hushed tone; however, the sheer number of fans often amplifies these whisper-chants to significant volumes. Examples of such whisper-chants are "Always Watching," "Evidence? What evidence?" "The truth must be known. You can't unsee the truth," "We can see you," and "[REDACTED] the [REDACTED] pomegranate [REDACTED]!"

Fans of other teams have reported hearing Spies chants whispered among the crowd at matches where the Spies are not playing. The most common among these reports is the phrase "Spies win."

Specific Chants

Spies fans have specific chants for each of their players. Some of these are seen more than others, and the list is ever expanding.

Alexandria Rosales

  • Cut 'em down!
  • M V P! M V P! (Most Vicious Player)

Comfort Septemberish

  • Deep Cleaning Made Easy!
  • Smack that smiles back!

Denzel Scott

  • Rock em, Sock em, Stock Image!
  • Zero to sixty!
  • BEEP BEEP
  • VROOM VROOM
  • REV 'EM UP

Fitzgerald Blackburn

  • Fitz gets Hitz!
  • Feel the Burn!
  • Always bet on Blackburn!

Jordan Hildebert

  • Block em!
  • Proposal's Denied!
  • Con! Sen! Sus! Con! Sen! Sus!
  • Jordan Hildebert Stop Blocking The Consensus Just Because It's Not Anarchist Enough For You!

Karato Bean

  • Roll that beautiful bean footage!
  • Surf's up

Malik Romayne

  • Chop chop!
  • Don't Lettuce down!

Marco Escobar

  • Give em hell!

Math Velazquez

  • Calculated!
  • We ran the numbers!
  • y=mx+b!

Morrow Wilson

  • No sorrow with Morrow!
  • Wilson will run!

Reese Clark

  • Release the Reese!

Son Scotch

  • That's my son!
  • Kraft Single for my son!

Sosa Hayes

  • So! Sa! Hayes!
  • Sosa Puede!
  • Sosa the Closah!

Theodore Holloway

  • Pack your bags, it's Holloway time!
  • Holloway Airlines!

Yeong-Ho Garcia

  • LGYH! (Let's Go Yeong-Ho!)

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