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{{Player | {{Player | ||
| + | |image1=Francisca_sasquatch.png | ||
| + | |caption1=Art by [[User:SnafuBravado|Loxosceles]] | ||
|team=[[Miami Dale]] | |team=[[Miami Dale]] | ||
|former=[[Unlimited Tacos]], [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] | |former=[[Unlimited Tacos]], [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] | ||
|status=Active | |status=Active | ||
| + | |dates=Jul 20, 2020–present | ||
|rating={{Star Rating|1.5}} | |rating={{Star Rating|1.5}} | ||
|batting={{Star Rating|4.0}} | |batting={{Star Rating|4.0}} | ||
|pitching={{Star Rating|2.5}} | |pitching={{Star Rating|2.5}} | ||
| − | | baserunning={{Star Rating|4.0}} | + | |baserunning={{Star Rating|4.0}} |
| − | | defense={{Star Rating|3.0}} | + | |defense={{Star Rating|3.0}} |
| − | | modifications={{Modif|honey roasted}} | + | |modifications={{Modif|honey roasted}} |
| − | | item=None | + | |item=None |
| − | | armor=None | + | |armor=None |
| − | | evolution= Base | + | |evolution= Base |
| − | | ritual=Levitating | + | |ritual=Levitating |
| − | | coffee=Cream & Sugar | + | |coffee=Cream & Sugar |
| − | | blood=Electric | + | |blood=Electric |
| − | | fate=51 | + | |fate=51 |
|soulscream=EXAEHEXAEHEAUEAOAUEAOAHIHAIHIHAIHAEAUEAEAUEAOUOOXOUOOXOAAAOHAAAOHA | |soulscream=EXAEHEXAEHEAUEAOAUEAOAHIHAIHIHAIHAEAUEAEAUEAOUOOXOUOOXOAAAOHAAAOHA | ||
|species=Definitely A Normal Human | |species=Definitely A Normal Human | ||
|pronouns=she/her | |pronouns=she/her | ||
|jersey number=67 | |jersey number=67 | ||
| − | + | |uuid =8903a74f-f322-41d2-bd75-dbf7563c4abb}} | |
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'''Francisca Sasquatch''' is a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]]. Sasquatch formerly played for the Dale, [[Unlimited Tacos]], and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. | '''Francisca Sasquatch''' is a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]]. Sasquatch formerly played for the Dale, [[Unlimited Tacos]], and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. | ||
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== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
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At the end of the [[Season 7]] regular season, Sasquatch, along with the rest of the Tacos rotation, received the [[Modifications|Shelled]] modification as part of the [[Season 7#Snackrifice|Snackrifice]]. | At the end of the [[Season 7]] regular season, Sasquatch, along with the rest of the Tacos rotation, received the [[Modifications|Shelled]] modification as part of the [[Season 7#Snackrifice|Snackrifice]]. | ||
| − | On [[Season 9]], [[Day X]], Sasquatch was conscripted to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]], Sasquatch | + | On [[Season 9]], [[Day X]], Sasquatch was conscripted to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]], Sasquatch rejoined the league proper with the [[Miami Dale]] as a lineup player. |
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{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
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==League Career== | ==League Career== | ||
| − | As a Miami native | + | As a Miami native, Sasquatch was often seen wandering around and found herself drawn to the [[Worldwide Field]] for no particular reason. Upon arrival, she grabbed blaseballs in both hands, ran to the pitching mound, and started throwing them towards practicing batters. The team, too afraid of her menacing size, was unable to round up the courage to ask her to stop and ended up signing her for Season One. She has never shown any aggression towards teammates, however. |
Since moving to the Unlimited Tacos, her teammates have made a clear effort to bring her on often trips to Venice, Los Angeles, where all roads and highways are replaced with canals, allowing her to enjoy time near water and on her boat. | Since moving to the Unlimited Tacos, her teammates have made a clear effort to bring her on often trips to Venice, Los Angeles, where all roads and highways are replaced with canals, allowing her to enjoy time near water and on her boat. | ||
==Personal Life== | ==Personal Life== | ||
| − | Standing at 7'5" and weighing 550 lbs, | + | Standing at 7'5" and weighing 550 lbs, Sasquatch has refused multiple calls from the press to release any documents with personal data and insists she is "definitely human". She is not related to [[Mcdowell Mason]]. |
| − | After moving to [[Los Angeli]], | + | After moving to [[Los Angeli]], Sasquatch has been reported by teammates as often wearing various over-the-top glasses. Her teammates say she keeps her favorite pair of glasses, her New Year's Year 2000 pair, in her stadium locker, because she considers it "the best night of her life". It is unclear how many pairs she has, or where she stores the rest. Since her move, she has also modified her Miami Dale branded fanboat to have wheels, as she soon learned that the Los Angeli generally have more roads than water. |
| − | An avid-nature lover, | + | An avid-nature lover, Sasquatch had to give up her Miami side gig, giving fanboat tours of the Florida marshes after her move to LA. However, she has continued displaying her entrepreneurial tendencies, beginning to give tours through the Hlollywood Hills on her repurposed boat. |
== Fan Art == | == Fan Art == | ||
<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
Francisca sasquatch.png|Art by [[User:SnafuBravado|Loxosceles]] | Francisca sasquatch.png|Art by [[User:SnafuBravado|Loxosceles]] | ||
| − | Fransquatch.jpg|Fran returns to the Dale by | + | Fransquatch.jpg|Fran returns to the Dale by {{Twitter|name=CHURGALAX}} |
155FranciscaSasquatch.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} | 155FranciscaSasquatch.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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{{TeamNavSelector|dale}} | {{TeamNavSelector|dale}} | ||
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{{TeamCategorySelector|dale}} | {{TeamCategorySelector|dale}} | ||
{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|tacos|pods}} | {{FormerTeamCategorySelector|tacos|pods}} | ||
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[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
[[Category:Lineup Players]] | [[Category:Lineup Players]] | ||
[[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | ||
Revision as of 01:44, 5 November 2020
Francisca Sasquatch is a lineup player for the Miami Dale. Sasquatch formerly played for the Dale, Unlimited Tacos, and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
Official League Records
Sasquatch jokined the league as a pitcher for the Miami Dale at the beginning of Season 1.
On Season 6, Day 18, a feedback swap affected Sasquatch and former Unlimited Tacos player Wyatt Owens.
At the end of the Season 7 regular season, Sasquatch, along with the rest of the Tacos rotation, received the Shelled modification as part of the Snackrifice.
On Season 9, Day X, Sasquatch was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the Season 10 elections, Sasquatch rejoined the league proper with the Miami Dale as a lineup player.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
League Career
As a Miami native, Sasquatch was often seen wandering around and found herself drawn to the Worldwide Field for no particular reason. Upon arrival, she grabbed blaseballs in both hands, ran to the pitching mound, and started throwing them towards practicing batters. The team, too afraid of her menacing size, was unable to round up the courage to ask her to stop and ended up signing her for Season One. She has never shown any aggression towards teammates, however.
Since moving to the Unlimited Tacos, her teammates have made a clear effort to bring her on often trips to Venice, Los Angeles, where all roads and highways are replaced with canals, allowing her to enjoy time near water and on her boat.
Personal Life
Standing at 7'5" and weighing 550 lbs, Sasquatch has refused multiple calls from the press to release any documents with personal data and insists she is "definitely human". She is not related to Mcdowell Mason.
After moving to Los Angeli, Sasquatch has been reported by teammates as often wearing various over-the-top glasses. Her teammates say she keeps her favorite pair of glasses, her New Year's Year 2000 pair, in her stadium locker, because she considers it "the best night of her life". It is unclear how many pairs she has, or where she stores the rest. Since her move, she has also modified her Miami Dale branded fanboat to have wheels, as she soon learned that the Los Angeli generally have more roads than water.
An avid-nature lover, Sasquatch had to give up her Miami side gig, giving fanboat tours of the Florida marshes after her move to LA. However, she has continued displaying her entrepreneurial tendencies, beginning to give tours through the Hlollywood Hills on her repurposed boat.
Fan Art
Art by Loxosceles
Fran returns to the Dale by @CHURGALAX
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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| Buried | Alston Cerveza | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 |
| Ballpark | Miami International Arena | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Pitball · Mr. Wide · Danny Marinara · The Press · Miami Gerald · Tres Leches · Miami Elder League Blaseball Association | |
| Places | The Party Rock | |
| History | Miami Dale History · Pitblull · Team Culture | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| ¡Dale! | ||
