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'''"Iced" Dunn Keyes''' is a pitcher for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Keyes has been with the Flowers since [[Season 1]]. | '''"Iced" Dunn Keyes''' is a pitcher for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Keyes has been with the Flowers since [[Season 1]]. | ||
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== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
− | Keyes ate a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction during [[Season 3]], increasing their rating from | + | Keyes ate a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction during [[Season 3]], increasing their rating from ★★★ stars to ★★★★ stars. |
− | At the end of [[Season 4]], Keyes was affected by the [[Season 4#Decrees|Alternate Reality]] Decree, resulting in a decrease in rating from | + | At the end of [[Season 4]], Keyes was affected by the [[Season 4#Decrees|Alternate Reality]] Decree, resulting in a decrease in rating from ★★★★ stars to ★½ star. Then, the [[Season 4#Blessings|Exploratory Surgeries]] blessing randomized Keyes' stats, resulting in an overall ★ rating. |
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== History == | == History == | ||
She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem. | She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem. |
Revision as of 21:47, 30 August 2020
"Iced" Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. Keyes has been with the Flowers since Season 1.
Official League Records
Keyes ate a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction during Season 3, increasing their rating from ★★★ stars to ★★★★ stars.
At the end of Season 4, Keyes was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in a decrease in rating from ★★★★ stars to ★½ star. Then, the Exploratory Surgeries blessing randomized Keyes' stats, resulting in an overall ★ rating.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem.
In XX12 Keyes was created by the now-defunct Dunkies Donuts Corporation as a prototype human replacement that only ran on Dunkies. As such, her torso is a forty gallon chamber containing only iced coffee. Keyes eventually defected from the company after her AI became self-aware and she discovered emotions, the forefront of which were loves for music, botany, and the sport of Blaseball.
Allegedly, Keyes lives under bleacher rows H-Y at Grand Seraph stadium. It is unknown why Keyes lives there. When asked in an interview as to their unusual home, they replied "I like it.", providing absolutely no further insight.
They are the half-sibling to EITHER Zion or Curry Aliciakeyes, but it is unclear which. All three players have refused to answer any questions in regards to the matter.
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