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| − | '''Axel Trololol''' | + | '''Axel Trololol''' was a player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], [[Chicago Firefighters]], [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]], and [[The Hall Stars]]. |
| + | ==Official League Records== | ||
| + | Axel Trololol joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] at the start of {{BetaSeason|1}}. | ||
| − | + | Trololol was the recipient of the {{BetaSeason|2#Election Results}} blessing '''Literal Arm Cannon''', maximizing their pitching rating. | |
| − | Trololol was the recipient of the | ||
| − | Trololol | + | Trololol was traded to the [[Chicago Firefighters]] in exchange for [[Atlas Guerra]] during the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}} via the {{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|'''Vulture'''}} blessing. The {{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|'''Performance Enhancing Demons'''}} blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) then further increased Trololol's pitching rating. |
| − | + | On {{BetaSeason|5}}, Day 30, Trololol became a lineup player due to [[Reverb]]. | |
| + | Trololol was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Joshua Watson]] during the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}} via the {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''The Plan? Pitch from the Plate'''}} blessing. This blessing also made Trololol a pitcher again. | ||
| − | {{ | + | On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 66, Trololol siphoned some of Chicago Firefighters pitcher [[Caleb Alvarado]]'s pitching ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. This made Trololol the best rated pitcher in the ILB at {{Star Rating|6}}. |
| − | + | After Day 99 of Season 7, Trololol was {{Shelled}}. | |
| − | + | During the events of [[Day X#Season 9|Season 9, Day X]], Trololol was stolen from the Crabs and made the sole pitcher of [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. | |
| − | + | During the events of [[Day X#Season 10|Season 10, Day X]], Trololol was repeatedly exchanged between the [[Hall Stars]] and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS due to [[Feedback]] caused by [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]' [[Modifications|Fliickerrriiing]]. Trololol ultimately settled on the Hall Stars, replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers. After The Hall Stars' victory over the PODS, Trololol was [[Modifications|Released]] from Internet League Blaseball. | |
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| − | == | + | ==In Literature== |
| − | + | Crabs Poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] wrote to following about Trololol: | |
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | The fans of blaseball laugh and cry<br> | ||
| + | The whims of Gods are never dull<br> | ||
| + | And all the league did find it wry<br> | ||
| + | When Crabs gained Axel Trololol.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | A firefighter, true and true<br> | ||
| + | Dear Axel mourned to leave his team<br> | ||
| + | The Gods forced him to say adieu<br> | ||
| + | To be a pitcher was his dream.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | In Crabs he found a ready home<br> | ||
| + | Their joy in water proved their worth<br> | ||
| + | And as a red-shelled truck his chrome<br> | ||
| + | Now glistened with a dewy mirth.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | For now he is our honored guest<br> | ||
| + | Until the Gods demand a switch<br> | ||
| + | For Axel’s sake, we’ll try to jest<br> | ||
| + | So long as he’s allowed to pitch. | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| − | == | + | ==Fan Works== |
| − | + | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Videos'''</span><br /> | |
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| + | *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzsM4vVw0I The Hall Stars] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | ||
| + | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
| + | File:AXEL TROLOLOL.jpg|Axel's appearance while playing for the Breath Mints | ||
| + | File:Firefighter Axel.jpg|Axel with the Firefighters | ||
| + | File:55AxelTrololol.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} | ||
| + | File:Axel Trololol Day X PODS.jpg|alt=A digitally drawn blaseball TLOPPS card, featuring Axel Trololol pitching for the PODS. Trololol is a black man, with locs, a mechanical visor, and a red robotic chassis that either is covering the rest of his body or is the rest of his body. The chassis is styled with a car theme, with tires on his shoulders, and the arm closer to the viewer is a cannon with a digital display of the word, SHELLED, on it. Trololol is lit with a red glow, and stands with his side to the viewer as he looks at us from over his shoulder.|Trololol, pitching for the PODS. Day X Booster Pack TLOPPS Card by '''[https://twitter.com/2skele2bells/status/1398505958817468419?s=21 @skelebells]''' | ||
| + | File:Axel Evil Driving.jpg|alt=A black and white ink drawing of a rude looking young boy with curly hair flying through the air while gripping onto the steering wheel of a disassembled fire truck. The truck is in a sort of exploded diagram form with all of the parts floating in the air. A license plate on the truck reads "TROLOLOL" and it is firing a baseball with a big X on it at the camera.|York Silk and Axel Trololol on the Pods, by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1448478691395346432?s=20&t=DUzkVzXUvwCwb8Byomj9Kw Cori] | ||
| + | File:Axel trololol luin tlopps.jpg|alt=A digitally drawn blaseball TLOPPS card, featuring Axel Trololol pitching for the Hall Stars. Trololol is a black man, with locs, a mechanical mask covering the lower half of his face, and a bluish metal robotic chassis that either is covering the rest of his body or is the rest of his body. The chassis is styled with a car theme, with a tire on one shoulder, and he lifts the arm without the tire, which has a cannon protruding from the center of a crab claw. Trololol is lit with a blue glow both from the background and from a blue flame emerging from one eye. The foreground of the card is a wave that rises up to cover the lower part of his body.|Trololol, pitching for the Hall Stars. Day X Booster Pack TLOPPS Card by '''[https://twitter.com/luins_/status/1399888288702468102?s=20 @luins_]''' | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:45, 16 January 2023
Axel Trololol was a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, Chicago Firefighters, Baltimore Crabs, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, and The Hall Stars.
Official League Records
Axel Trololol joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints at the start of Season β1.
Trololol was the recipient of the Season β2 blessing Literal Arm Cannon, maximizing their pitching rating.
Trololol was traded to the Chicago Firefighters in exchange for Atlas Guerra during the Season β3 elections via the Vulture blessing. The Performance Enhancing Demons blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) then further increased Trololol's pitching rating.
On Season β5, Day 30, Trololol became a lineup player due to Reverb.
Trololol was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Joshua Watson during the Season β5 elections via the The Plan? Pitch from the Plate blessing. This blessing also made Trololol a pitcher again.
On Season β7, Day 66, Trololol siphoned some of Chicago Firefighters pitcher Caleb Alvarado's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This made Trololol the best rated pitcher in the ILB at .
After Day 99 of Season 7, Trololol was 
.
During the events of Season 9, Day X, Trololol was stolen from the Crabs and made the sole pitcher of THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
During the events of Season 10, Day X, Trololol was repeatedly exchanged between the Hall Stars and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS due to Feedback caused by Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Fliickerrriiing. Trololol ultimately settled on the Hall Stars, replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers. After The Hall Stars' victory over the PODS, Trololol was Released from Internet League Blaseball.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Axel Trololol Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-193.22 and start reading...
Thumb Wars
Axel Trololol and Moist Talkers pitcher PolkaDot Patterson have been longtime friends since their days together throwing for the Breath Mints. As both of them have become maxed out pitchers, and the two most fingerful players in blaseball, they arrange to meet up yearly in the postseason to have a friendly thumb war with one another.
Most people know the rules for a thumb war, but they only play with one thumb each. With every added thumb, the game becomes vastly more complicated, and with as many thumbs as these two have, a single game of thumb war spills out over about a week, and is an incredibly dramatic affair with highs and lows that bring most viewers to tears. The thumb war between the two is often streamed live for fans across the world to see, and the community that formed around it has delved deep into optimal thumb strategies for both sides, creating pages upon pages of fanwork telling the story of every battlescarred finger as it crawls across the trenches, commentating live as fingers, writhing in bloodlust, destroy one another, are born, live, and die on the endless battlefield of fingers.
Fingers are often grouped into battalions, and subgrouped into companies, though Axel or PolkaDot have both entertained switching fingers up across division lines to finagle an underhanded flank against the other. Subcommunities form around each battalion and sometimes around certain individual fingers and follow their personal stories, even though they are not subject to the machinations of the hands that play the game and only their consequence. Much of the lore around these digits can be found on the Thumb War Wiki.
In Literature
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote to following about Trololol:
The fans of blaseball laugh and cry
The whims of Gods are never dull
And all the league did find it wry
When Crabs gained Axel Trololol.
A firefighter, true and true
Dear Axel mourned to leave his team
The Gods forced him to say adieu
To be a pitcher was his dream.
In Crabs he found a ready home
Their joy in water proved their worth
And as a red-shelled truck his chrome
Now glistened with a dewy mirth.
For now he is our honored guest
Until the Gods demand a switch
For Axel’s sake, we’ll try to jest
So long as he’s allowed to pitch.
Fan Works
Videos
Axel's appearance while playing for the Breath Mints
Axel with the Firefighters
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Trololol, pitching for the PODS. Day X Booster Pack TLOPPS Card by @skelebells
York Silk and Axel Trololol on the Pods, by Cori
Trololol, pitching for the Hall Stars. Day X Booster Pack TLOPPS Card by @luins_
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