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While the circumstances of her birth remain largely unknown, she was found as a baby in the bathroom of Beth's Café, in the aftermath of the [[Awful Coffee Disaster]], and adopted by the [[Baristas]] that were roaming there. | While the circumstances of her birth remain largely unknown, she was found as a baby in the bathroom of Beth's Café, in the aftermath of the [[Awful Coffee Disaster]], and adopted by the [[Baristas]] that were roaming there. | ||
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Avilia Guzman was formerly a brass player for the [[Seattle Garages Acoustics Laboratory]]. | Avilia Guzman was formerly a brass player for the [[Seattle Garages Acoustics Laboratory]]. | ||
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Guzman's party-forward attitude has been greatly embraced by the Dale, alongside her intimate knowledge of espressos. Some have speculated her decision to remain in Miami was heavily influenced by her desire to perfect her cafecito technique. | Guzman's party-forward attitude has been greatly embraced by the Dale, alongside her intimate knowledge of espressos. Some have speculated her decision to remain in Miami was heavily influenced by her desire to perfect her cafecito technique. | ||
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In #PARTYTIME at the end of Season 5, she hosted her first dinner party for her Dale teammates. When she asked her fellow teammates to pitch in, [[Sixpack Santiago]] volunteered to bring and make arepas, if Guzman could provide avocados and tomatoes for toppings. Later, [[Randy Dennis]] volunteered to bring 7 HotNReady pizzas. Then, soon after, [[Dan Bong|Peanut Bong]] volunteered to provide mixed drinks and supply the weed. Guzman seemed touched by her teammates' excitement for her get-together, and started the party at 8pm. | In #PARTYTIME at the end of Season 5, she hosted her first dinner party for her Dale teammates. When she asked her fellow teammates to pitch in, [[Sixpack Santiago]] volunteered to bring and make arepas, if Guzman could provide avocados and tomatoes for toppings. Later, [[Randy Dennis]] volunteered to bring 7 HotNReady pizzas. Then, soon after, [[Dan Bong|Peanut Bong]] volunteered to provide mixed drinks and supply the weed. Guzman seemed touched by her teammates' excitement for her get-together, and started the party at 8pm. | ||
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Party caleb avila.jpg|Avila and [[Caleb Novak]] in party attire. Via [https://twitter.com/BillyGalant @BillyGalant] | Party caleb avila.jpg|Avila and [[Caleb Novak]] in party attire. Via [https://twitter.com/BillyGalant @BillyGalant] | ||
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Avila Guzman Blaseball Card.png|art by @MLeeLunsford | Avila Guzman Blaseball Card.png|art by @MLeeLunsford | ||
| − | Avilacard.jpg|avila [https://twitter.com/CHURGALAX/status/1317558928130146305 | + | Avilacard.jpg|avila [https://twitter.com/CHURGALAX/status/1317558928130146305 @churgalax] |
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Revision as of 12:39, 26 October 2020
Avila Guzman is a lineup player for the Miami Dale.
Official League Records
Guzman' joined the ILB as a batter for the Seattle Garages in Season 1.
On Season 4, Day 36, Guzman was exchanged to the Miami Dale due to Feedback and was replaced by Farrell Seagull.
Early Life
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
While the circumstances of her birth remain largely unknown, she was found as a baby in the bathroom of Beth's Café, in the aftermath of the Awful Coffee Disaster, and adopted by the Baristas that were roaming there.
Coming of age as part of the order, she was raised in the way of the Great Machinists, and received their holy sacrament, a mechanical arm made from espresso machine parts, capable of outputting a standard 9 bar of pressure, in addition to its functionalities as a limb and an espresso machine.
Before her professional blaseball career, she was roaming through Seattle's most famous independently-owned coffee houses, on her quest for the Great Deeds of Coffee prophesized in the holy Barista texts.
Life in Seattle
Avilia Guzman was formerly a brass player for the Seattle Garages Acoustics Laboratory.
As a member of the Garages, Guzman frequently hosted dinner parties for the rest of the team before important games, with Mike Townsend assisting in providing various homemade treats.
Life in Miami
Guzman's party-forward attitude has been greatly embraced by the Dale, alongside her intimate knowledge of espressos. Some have speculated her decision to remain in Miami was heavily influenced by her desire to perfect her cafecito technique.
Guzman is the current recordholder for most donuts in the parking lot[1], a triathalon style competition consisting of a 5 minute boat section, a 5 minute Krispy Krleme section, and a 5 minute automobile section.
In #PARTYTIME at the end of Season 5, she hosted her first dinner party for her Dale teammates. When she asked her fellow teammates to pitch in, Sixpack Santiago volunteered to bring and make arepas, if Guzman could provide avocados and tomatoes for toppings. Later, Randy Dennis volunteered to bring 7 HotNReady pizzas. Then, soon after, Peanut Bong volunteered to provide mixed drinks and supply the weed. Guzman seemed touched by her teammates' excitement for her get-together, and started the party at 8pm.
Fan Art
Avila and Caleb Novak in party attire. Via @BillyGalant
art by @juangeedraws
art by @MLeeLunsford
avila @churgalax
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