Alexandria Dracaena

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Alexandria Dracaena was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season 2, Day 80.

Official League Record

On Season 2, Day 80, Dracaena was incinerated and replaced by Hendricks Richardson.

Biography

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Dracaena was a confirmed Vampire. This proved a tremendous weakness against the incineration-mad Umpires of the Discipline Era. Xe was incinerated in 2:80, Discipline Era. The incinerated material that was xyr body was scattered at the Bloodhouse in memory of xyr love of blood.

Alexandria is survived by xyr sibling, New York Millennials star Thomas Dracaena, who is not a vampire.

Centuries prior to joining the ILB, Dracaena was a member of an African commune. This experience eventually resulted in xem meeting xyr eventual replacement Hendricks Richardson, as xe gave him an interview for his graduate dissertation. The two eventually became close friends, ultimately resulting in Richardson replacing Dracaena upon xyr incineration.