Jacob Haynes
Jacob Haynes is a player for the Boston Flowers. Haynes has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
In Season 2, he led the league with a .500 OBP.
On Season 6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers batter Don Mitchell due to Blooddrain weather, reducing it from to .
By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).
During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 86 game against the Houston Spies, Haynes partied and received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a -star boost to defense.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.
Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.
Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.
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