Zeboriah Wilson

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Zeboriah Wilson is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. Zeb has been with the Flowers since Season One.

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Zeb currently has no notable events in the official record books.

History

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Wilson is a known vegan and legally blind. Both attributes have proved difficult challenges for him, not only on the field, but back in Amish country where he was born and raised.

Wilson has been an integral part of the Flowers’ pitching rotation for as long as anyone can remember.  His lack of sight may strike some as a disadvantage, but it hasn’t stopped Wilson from developing his abilities. While he never speaks about where and how he learned to pitch, the results speak for themselves. Every pitcher for the Flowers has trained with him, and though they may surpass him in skill they all credit his ability to throw as inspiring them to greatness.

Quiet, but polite, Wilson seldom speaks but provides a calming presence to any group he is a part of. He offers one-sentence pep talks to new players anxious about their abilities, and happily answers questions about his home town in the country, though somehow always avoids talking about his own childhood. During siestas and other breaks when the team has time off, Wilson always spends some time with his teammates, but quickly finds a polite excuse to leave whatever group activity they are doing. Nobody knows where he goes during these times.

Occasionally, a new member to the team will try to “figure Zeb out,” but the only things they get from their interrogations are helpful tips and vague reminiscing.

When sentient plants like Castillo Turner and Caligula Lotus began to show up in Boston, Wilson became concerned about his veganism. He spent hours searching for food, trying to find plants he was absolutely certain could not think, worried that he might accidentally compromise the morals influencing his decision not to eat animals. Noticing this, his teammates set to work, and soon presented the Zeboriah Wilson Food Garden to him. They had reached out to the Amish community WIlson was originally from to get seeds and set up a garden that he could be certain was safe to eat. Since then, tending the ‘Zeb Garden’ has become a favorite pastime of Wilson’s. He can often be found there, calmly weeding and watering plants, in comfortable silence with whoever cares to join.