Difference between revisions of "Spears Taylor"
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− | '''Spears Taylor''' is a lineup player for the [[Hades Tigers]]. Taylor has been a member of the team since [[Season 4]] | + | '''Spears Taylor''' is a lineup player for the [[Hades Tigers]]. Taylor has been a member of the team since [[Season 4]]. |
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
− | [[Season 1]] | + | Spears entered the league in [[Season 1]] as a member of the [[Philly Pies]]. |
On [[Season 3]], Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★. | On [[Season 3]], Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★. | ||
− | On Season 4, Day 43, Taylor was caught in a [[Feedback]] loop and swapped teams with [[Jessica Telephone]] changing from the [[Philly Pies]] to the [[Hades Tigers]]. | + | On Season 4, Day 43, Taylor was caught in a [[Feedback]] loop and swapped teams with [[Jessica Telephone]], changing from the [[Philly Pies]] to the [[Hades Tigers]]. |
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==Polearm Incidents== | ==Polearm Incidents== | ||
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Since feedback-ing from the Pies to the Tigers, Taylor has been provided with, according to onlookers, "just an unreasonable number of pikes, glaives, lances [...] A big pile of loose pole-based weapons." When asked to comment on why, Tigers manager [[Fearful Symmetry]] said, "We actually had those lying around already. We've been trying to get rid of them for ages." | Since feedback-ing from the Pies to the Tigers, Taylor has been provided with, according to onlookers, "just an unreasonable number of pikes, glaives, lances [...] A big pile of loose pole-based weapons." When asked to comment on why, Tigers manager [[Fearful Symmetry]] said, "We actually had those lying around already. We've been trying to get rid of them for ages." | ||
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==Singing Voice== | ==Singing Voice== | ||
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Revision as of 15:58, 26 August 2020
Spears Taylor is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers. Taylor has been a member of the team since Season 4.
Official League Records
Spears entered the league in Season 1 as a member of the Philly Pies.
On Season 3, Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★.
On Season 4, Day 43, Taylor was caught in a Feedback loop and swapped teams with Jessica Telephone, changing from the Philly Pies to the Hades Tigers.
Polearm Incidents
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Spears Taylor was at one time rated the second most anticapitalistic (warning: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at Bees Kneesos, or the time they made the news for clipping Eli Rank with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases!
Since feedback-ing from the Pies to the Tigers, Taylor has been provided with, according to onlookers, "just an unreasonable number of pikes, glaives, lances [...] A big pile of loose pole-based weapons." When asked to comment on why, Tigers manager Fearful Symmetry said, "We actually had those lying around already. We've been trying to get rid of them for ages."
Singing Voice
Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery. However, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player Kennedy Cena, being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. This has not been confirmed, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing. Since joining the Hades Tigers, fans have also begun speculating they may be a siren.
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