Sosa Hayes

Sosa Hayes
Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag
Basic Information
Team	Houston Spies
Former Team(s)	Mexico City Wild Wings
Status	Shadowed
Batting	(5.8)
Pitching	(5.6)
Defense	(6.3)
Running	(7.0)
Modifications	ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Spirit Cap ●○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Standing perfectly still until play begins
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	83
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Species	Human Adult

Sosa Hayes is a lineup player in the Shadows for the Houston Spies and has been with the team since Season 9, Day 7. Hayes has previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Official League Records

Hayes joined the ILB as a batter for the Mexico City Wild Wings with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 9, Day 7, Hayes was exchanged to the Houston Spies due to Feedback. Hayes was replaced by NaN. On Day 52 of the same season, Hayes became a pitcher due to Reverb.

During the Season 12 elections, all of Hayes's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.

During the Season 17 elections, Hayes retreated to the Spies' Shadows as a result of the Spies' Move will, becoming a lineup player in the process, and resulting in a combined 16.8 → 17.5 stat increase.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Controversies

The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."

When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."

Fan Art

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  from Wigflip.com

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky