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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Atlantis Georgias]] and has been with the team since [[Season 19]], Day 2. Hayes has previously played for the [[Houston Spies]] and [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
 
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Atlantis Georgias]] and has been with the team since [[Season 19]], Day 2. Hayes has previously played for the [[Houston Spies]] and [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
  
== Official League Records ==
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==Official League Records==
 
Hayes joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
 
Hayes joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
  
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During the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], Hayes rejoined the Spies' active roster in exchange for [[Yrjö Kerfuffle]] as a result of the Spies' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, becoming a lineup player in the process.
 
During the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], Hayes rejoined the Spies' active roster in exchange for [[Yrjö Kerfuffle]] as a result of the Spies' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, becoming a lineup player in the process.
  
On [[Season 19]], Day 2, Hayes was exchanged to the [[Atlantis Georgias]] due to [[Feedback]]. Delacruz was replaced by [[Siobhan Chark]].
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On [[Season 19]], Day 2, Hayes was exchanged to the [[Atlantis Georgias]] due to [[Feedback]]. Hayes was replaced by [[Siobhan Chark]].
  
== History ==
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==History==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
=== Controversies ===
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===Controversies===
 
The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.     
 
The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.     
  
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When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager [[Guy Flieri]] presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."
 
When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager [[Guy Flieri]] presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."
  
== Fan Works ==
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==Fan Works==
 
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File:SosaHayes.png|by {{Twitter|name=thr33h3ad3ddrag}}
Sosapuede.gif|alt=gif saying "Sosa puede!"|thumb|from Wigflip.com
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File:Sosapuede.gif|alt=gif saying "Sosa puede!"|from Wigflip.com
42SosaHayes.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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File:42SosaHayes.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
 
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Revision as of 16:47, 17 May 2021

Sosa Hayes is a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and has been with the team since Season 19, Day 2. Hayes has previously played for the Houston Spies and Mexico City Wild Wings.

Official League Records

Hayes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 9, Day 7, Hayes was exchanged to the Houston Spies due to Feedback. Hayes was replaced by NaN. On Day 52 of the same season, Hayes became a pitcher due to Reverb.

During the Season 12 elections, all of Hayes's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.

During the Season 17 elections, Hayes retreated to the Spies' Shadows as a result of the Spies' Move will, resulting in a combined 16.8 17.5 stat increase.

During the Season 18 elections, Hayes rejoined the Spies' active roster in exchange for Yrjö Kerfuffle as a result of the Spies' Foreshadow will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

On Season 19, Day 2, Hayes was exchanged to the Atlantis Georgias due to Feedback. Hayes was replaced by Siobhan Chark.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Controversies

The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."

When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."

Fan Works