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'''Pepito the Coyote''' is a mascot for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]. Pepito was born in a dumpster in Cypress Park, Los Angeles, with her four siblings: Burrito, Arepa, Bagel, and Calzone. When she was old enough to be on her own, she found her way to the dumpsters behind Ralphio’s Grocer, where she became a nuisance for several years.  
 
'''Pepito the Coyote''' is a mascot for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]. Pepito was born in a dumpster in Cypress Park, Los Angeles, with her four siblings: Burrito, Arepa, Bagel, and Calzone. When she was old enough to be on her own, she found her way to the dumpsters behind Ralphio’s Grocer, where she became a nuisance for several years.  
  
[[Al Pastor]] finally caught Pepito when she got her head stuck in an empty jar of Cheese Pluffs. At the time, the blaseball team was relatively new and had no mascot. He yelled, “EUREKA!” put the coyote in a jersey, and called it a day.
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[[Al Pastor]] finally caught Pepito when they got their head stuck in an empty jar of Cheese Pluffs. At the time, the blaseball team was relatively new and had no mascot. He yelled, “EUREKA!” put the coyote in a jersey, and called it a day.
  
Pepito's first day in the stadium involved several thousand dollars in damages as she rocketed around the stadium in excitement. Despite her sudden introduction to the splort, Pepito stayed with the team as a mascot. At some point during [[The Wyatt Masoning]], she learned how to speak. Or maybe she could always speak. No one can remember.  
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Pepito's first day in the stadium involved several thousand dollars in damages as he rocketed around the stadium in excitement. Despite his sudden introduction to the splort, Pepito stayed with the team as a mascot. At some point during [[The Wyatt Masoning]], he learned how to speak. Or maybe he could always speak. No one can remember.  
  
In her free time, Pepito likes causing [[General Mayhem]], crocheting, and exploring the vast expanse of space.
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In their free time, Pepito likes causing [[General Mayhem]], crocheting, and exploring the vast expanse of space.
  
 
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Pepito the Coyote is a mascot for the LA Unlimited Tacos. Pepito was born in a dumpster in Cypress Park, Los Angeles, with her four siblings: Burrito, Arepa, Bagel, and Calzone. When she was old enough to be on her own, she found her way to the dumpsters behind Ralphio’s Grocer, where she became a nuisance for several years.

Al Pastor finally caught Pepito when they got their head stuck in an empty jar of Cheese Pluffs. At the time, the blaseball team was relatively new and had no mascot. He yelled, “EUREKA!” put the coyote in a jersey, and called it a day.

Pepito's first day in the stadium involved several thousand dollars in damages as he rocketed around the stadium in excitement. Despite his sudden introduction to the splort, Pepito stayed with the team as a mascot. At some point during The Wyatt Masoning, he learned how to speak. Or maybe he could always speak. No one can remember.

In their free time, Pepito likes causing General Mayhem, crocheting, and exploring the vast expanse of space.


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