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Fans who have met him report a faint taste of martini olives, accompanied by a vague high pitched hum, both of which linger for several minutes post encounter. He has politely requested that fans do not touch his bare skin, unless they are willing to put up with dill-scented oil getting in their clothes.
 
Fans who have met him report a faint taste of martini olives, accompanied by a vague high pitched hum, both of which linger for several minutes post encounter. He has politely requested that fans do not touch his bare skin, unless they are willing to put up with dill-scented oil getting in their clothes.
 
Owen Picklestein is the fraternal twin of Yellowstone Magic player Sutton Picklestein. When asked about their relationship, Owen shrugs and says "Family is family, you know? I've got to focus on my pitching average while I still can." He's refused to elaborate further.
 
  
 
It is rumoured that Owen is in a budding polyamorous relationship with Baltimore Crabs player Pedro Davis, as they have been found making eyes at each other across the field on many an occasion.
 
It is rumoured that Owen is in a budding polyamorous relationship with Baltimore Crabs player Pedro Davis, as they have been found making eyes at each other across the field on many an occasion.
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Owen Picklestein is the fraternal twin of [[Yellowstone Magic]] player [[Sutton Picklestein]]. When asked about their relationship, Owen shrugs and says "Family is family, you know? I've got to focus on my pitching average while I still can." He's refused to elaborate further.
 
Owen Picklestein is the fraternal twin of [[Yellowstone Magic]] player [[Sutton Picklestein]]. When asked about their relationship, Owen shrugs and says "Family is family, you know? I've got to focus on my pitching average while I still can." He's refused to elaborate further.
  
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Revision as of 08:33, 29 August 2020

Owen Picklestein is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. Pickles has been with the Flowers since Season One.

Official League Records

Picklestein currently has no notable events in the official record books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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History

He appears to be made entirely of bioluminescent, dill scented oil. The cracking of his bones (most often initiated by the strong and loving hugs of his teammates) causes his skin to glow most brightly, a glow which he maintains through the pregame ritual of Wim Hof.

Fans who have met him report a faint taste of martini olives, accompanied by a vague high pitched hum, both of which linger for several minutes post encounter. He has politely requested that fans do not touch his bare skin, unless they are willing to put up with dill-scented oil getting in their clothes.

It is rumoured that Owen is in a budding polyamorous relationship with Baltimore Crabs player Pedro Davis, as they have been found making eyes at each other across the field on many an occasion.

Owen Picklestein is the fraternal twin of Yellowstone Magic player Sutton Picklestein. When asked about their relationship, Owen shrugs and says "Family is family, you know? I've got to focus on my pitching average while I still can." He's refused to elaborate further.