Morrow Wilson

Morrow Wilson
Basic Information
Team	Houston Spies
Former Team(s)	Philly Pies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Nursing a grudge
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	91
Soulscream	XOEUAXOEUAXIAAXHIAAXHIIOAOHIOAOHIAIAHAAIAHAAEUAAAEUAAAEOXIUAOXIUAOHEAAHHEAAHHHXAXAHXAXAH
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them

Morrow Wilson was a lineup player for the Houston Spies. Wilson joined the Spies on Season 4, Day 37 due to a feedback swap.

Official League Records

Wilson joined the league as a member of Philly Pies at the beginning of Season 1.

On Season 7, Day 82, Wilson's defensive ability was siphoned by Chicago Firefighters batter Swamuel Mora in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season 7, Day 99, Wilson's hitting ability was siphoned by Breckenridge Jazz Hands batter Steph Weeks in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

Biographical Information

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Morrow Wilson is a relief fielder for the Houston Spies, former child star, and lead actor on the sitcom My Roomie Ruslan. As prophecy foretold, they possess magic powers and might one day save us all if they could just get their act together.

Early Life

On their 10th birthday it was determined that Wilson showed all three signs as mentioned in the prophecy (vitiligo, raven shaped scar on back, and a raspberry allergy). They were the savior foretold to possess great magic powers and were immediately placed under the tutelage of wizened sages. Wilson hated the intense magic training the sages forced them to endure and ran away.

Wilson soon found themselves in Hollywood, where they became a child star. They appeared in such blockbuster hits as Sweet Turnip in Savanah, Three Dudes and a Turnip, and Turnipocalypse: Revelations. After several years, Wilson was horrified to discover that their rise to fame had been orchestrated by the Turnip Crime Family, as part of their turnip propaganda campaign. With the assistance of unknown individuals, Wilson was extracted from the Turnip family’s control and placed in the Blaseball protection program.

Blaseball Career

Wilson joined the Philly Pies because “it sounded like fun” and “[they] might learn something from the Umpires.” They joined a commune in Powelton Village, where they live to this day, along with their unwanted roommate Ruslan Greatness.

As a relief fielder, Wilson's role was to clean up Beasley Day's poop.

It is rumored that Morrow has been hired by an unidentified Blaseball team to collect the DNA of the rest of the Pies roster, for the purpose of cloning them. If true, it is unlikely that they have completed this task. This may be due, in part, to Morrow's apparent fear of Mickey Woods.

Transfer to the Spies

During a Feedback event on Day 37 of Season 4, Houston Spies player Yeong-Ho Benitez ripped the "S" from the word "Spies" on their uniform and placed it in front of the "pies" on Morrow's, confusing them into joining the opposing team. Fans have speculated Morrow allowed this to happen, either because they were a Spies agent being sent back to HQ or because they wanted to get out of filming My Roomie Ruslan. If it was the latter reason, the plan failed—the Houston Spies instructed Morrow to continue living at Powelton Village "due to their current position's strategic and comedic value."

Wilson's acting, cloning, and magical abilities have made them a welcome addition to the Spies' roster. In true Spies tradition, Wilson refuses to comment on how their skills are being put to use. Wilson is particularly reticent when it comes to questions of their involvement with the alleged cloning of Evelton McBlase—when asked, they simply acted as if they hadn't heard and disappeared in a puff of smoke.