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| − | It is a day. To blaseball fans, it is specifically Day 73 of Season 3. In the capitalistic Los Angeles, the city grinds on and on. Rent is high, pay is low, and an underdog blaseball team struggles to get by. The people wish for better, hope for a day where they will struggle no more. A radical change is needed to free them, but who will bring about this change? | + | {{Community Lore}} |
| + | [[File:Poster.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Los Angeli, by {{Twitter|name=cozzymandiesque}}]] | ||
| + | It is a day. To blaseball fans, it is specifically Day 73 of [[Season 3]]. In the capitalistic Los Angeles, the city grinds on and on. Rent is high, pay is low, and an underdog blaseball team struggles to get by. The people wish for better, hope for a day where they will struggle no more. A radical change is needed to free them, but who will bring about this change? | ||
The [[Unlimited Tacos]] answer the call. Perhaps unwillingly, but while this change was unpredictable, it has been the change that Los Angeles needed. | The [[Unlimited Tacos]] answer the call. Perhaps unwillingly, but while this change was unpredictable, it has been the change that Los Angeles needed. | ||
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Once the capitalistic city of Los Angeles, now the Infinite, Unlimited cities of Los Angeli. Somewhere in California, probably where Los Angeles used to be, though no longer on the current plane of existence due to the fact that it is infinite. | Once the capitalistic city of Los Angeles, now the Infinite, Unlimited cities of Los Angeli. Somewhere in California, probably where Los Angeles used to be, though no longer on the current plane of existence due to the fact that it is infinite. | ||
| − | Los Angeli was created by | + | Los Angeli was created by [[The Grand Unslam]]. Tearing a hole into spacetime, pitcher [[Wyatt Dovenpart]] saved the people of Los Angeles from the capitalist grind by creating an unlimited, infinite number of cities, now named the Los Angeli. In this creation exists every possible reality and form of Los Angeles. |
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== Anti-Capitalism == | == Anti-Capitalism == | ||
| − | In response to the creation of this post-scarcity unlimited Los Angeli, the people voted that they would like to Eat the Rich. Blaseball, and Los Angeli, complied, and a season feast takes place every Sunday to ensure that capitalism does not rise again to destroy their cities. The few known capitalists, such as [[Al Pastor|Albert "Al" Pastor]] and Alternate | + | In response to the creation of this post-scarcity unlimited Los Angeli, the people voted that they would like to [[Season 3#Decrees|'''Eat the Rich''']]. Blaseball, and Los Angeli, complied, and a season's feast takes place every Sunday to ensure that capitalism does not rise again to destroy their cities. The few known capitalists, such as [[Al Pastor|Albert "Al" Pastor]] and [[Season 4#Decrees 2|Alternate Reality]] [[Vito Kravitz]], now satisfy their need for capitalism with fake money and used cars. |
== Culture == | == Culture == | ||
| + | [[File:Tacoganda1 by chronarion.png|right|thumb|"Tacoganda" poster by {{Twitter|name=chronarion}}]] | ||
Though they have united under anti-capitalism and their love of blaseball, every unlimited version of Los Angeli is just as similar and just as different as the next. The possibilities are endless, and so are the resources. In this post-scarcity world, the people are unafraid of ever running out of the things they need to live. Money is useless. Love is paramount. | Though they have united under anti-capitalism and their love of blaseball, every unlimited version of Los Angeli is just as similar and just as different as the next. The possibilities are endless, and so are the resources. In this post-scarcity world, the people are unafraid of ever running out of the things they need to live. Money is useless. Love is paramount. | ||
| − | However, you cannot take the Californian out of the infinite space-time phenomena that is Los Angeli. The love of food (EAT) | + | However, you cannot take the Californian out of the infinite space-time phenomena that is Los Angeli. The love of food (EAT), art, and good times are consistent across all cities. The Unlimited Beaches which stretch into Infinity are a popular place for the young people of Los Angeli, and the Forever Boardwalk is a nice walk if you have a few days or years to spare. |
As always, everything is still 20 minutes away, if you really want it to be. | As always, everything is still 20 minutes away, if you really want it to be. | ||
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Since the Grand Unslam, the now renamed Unlimited Tacos are a well-loved fan favorite, despite their not-so-impressive win rate. The peoples of Los Angeli love to cheer on their Taco Team and show support with Tacoganda. They welcome other teams to the infinite home cities with open arms, and sometimes, these guests are unable to leave. | Since the Grand Unslam, the now renamed Unlimited Tacos are a well-loved fan favorite, despite their not-so-impressive win rate. The peoples of Los Angeli love to cheer on their Taco Team and show support with Tacoganda. They welcome other teams to the infinite home cities with open arms, and sometimes, these guests are unable to leave. | ||
| − | A common question asked by visitors is ' | + | A common question asked by visitors is, "Why ''Unlimited'' Tacos?" The answers vary, but it's usually not hard to guess that it has something to do with the fact that the tacos in Los Angeli are, in fact, unlimited. And really good. Have you tried them? Delicious. |
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Revision as of 20:54, 8 September 2020
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
It is a day. To blaseball fans, it is specifically Day 73 of Season 3. In the capitalistic Los Angeles, the city grinds on and on. Rent is high, pay is low, and an underdog blaseball team struggles to get by. The people wish for better, hope for a day where they will struggle no more. A radical change is needed to free them, but who will bring about this change?
The Unlimited Tacos answer the call. Perhaps unwillingly, but while this change was unpredictable, it has been the change that Los Angeles needed.
Los Angeli is born from blaseball.
Creation
Once the capitalistic city of Los Angeles, now the Infinite, Unlimited cities of Los Angeli. Somewhere in California, probably where Los Angeles used to be, though no longer on the current plane of existence due to the fact that it is infinite.
Los Angeli was created by The Grand Unslam. Tearing a hole into spacetime, pitcher Wyatt Dovenpart saved the people of Los Angeles from the capitalist grind by creating an unlimited, infinite number of cities, now named the Los Angeli. In this creation exists every possible reality and form of Los Angeles.
Anti-Capitalism
In response to the creation of this post-scarcity unlimited Los Angeli, the people voted that they would like to Eat the Rich. Blaseball, and Los Angeli, complied, and a season's feast takes place every Sunday to ensure that capitalism does not rise again to destroy their cities. The few known capitalists, such as Albert "Al" Pastor and Alternate Reality Vito Kravitz, now satisfy their need for capitalism with fake money and used cars.
Culture
Though they have united under anti-capitalism and their love of blaseball, every unlimited version of Los Angeli is just as similar and just as different as the next. The possibilities are endless, and so are the resources. In this post-scarcity world, the people are unafraid of ever running out of the things they need to live. Money is useless. Love is paramount.
However, you cannot take the Californian out of the infinite space-time phenomena that is Los Angeli. The love of food (EAT), art, and good times are consistent across all cities. The Unlimited Beaches which stretch into Infinity are a popular place for the young people of Los Angeli, and the Forever Boardwalk is a nice walk if you have a few days or years to spare.
As always, everything is still 20 minutes away, if you really want it to be.
Unlimited Tacos
Since the Grand Unslam, the now renamed Unlimited Tacos are a well-loved fan favorite, despite their not-so-impressive win rate. The peoples of Los Angeli love to cheer on their Taco Team and show support with Tacoganda. They welcome other teams to the infinite home cities with open arms, and sometimes, these guests are unable to leave.
A common question asked by visitors is, "Why Unlimited Tacos?" The answers vary, but it's usually not hard to guess that it has something to do with the fact that the tacos in Los Angeli are, in fact, unlimited. And really good. Have you tried them? Delicious.
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Wyatt Owens · Wyatt Pothos · Reggie Canberra · Caleb Alvarado | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 |
| Events | The Grand Unslam · The Wyatt Masoning · Party Time Speedrun · Snackrifice | |
| Ballpark | Al Pastor Memorial Park | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Al Pastor · Lalengua · Pepito the Coyote | |
| Places | Los Angeli | |
| History | Unlimited Tacos' History · Los Angeli Research Division | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| 72° and Infinite | ||
