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| − | File:Jackalope Kurt Crueller.png|A half-demon, jackalope Kurt Crueller by @stickerbooks_ | + | File:Jackalope Kurt Crueller.png|A half-demon, jackalope Kurt Crueller by [https://twitter.com/stickerbooks_/status/1375188667862499336 @stickerbooks_] |
| + | File:How about more of those Precogs?.png|alt=A digital drawing of Chorby Short (a humanish frog), Kurt Crueller (a horned jackalope person), and Tiana Wheeler (a shadow person) seeing visions of the future Flooding, with lightning crackling in their eyes. Their visions include an angry Consumer (bull shark), a filing cabinet labeled \"REDACTED/ATTRACTED,\" and MVP medals weighing Jimmy Mora and Wyatt Glover down. Stars rain down behind them.|The Magic [[Chorby Short|Precog]] [[Tiana Wheeler|Trio]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/HokutoHero @HokutoHero] | ||
File:Kurt mini.png|By [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky @HetreaSky] | File:Kurt mini.png|By [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky @HetreaSky] | ||
File:Kurt on the Lovers.png|Kurt on the Lovers by [https://twitter.com/validtine @Validtine] | File:Kurt on the Lovers.png|Kurt on the Lovers by [https://twitter.com/validtine @Validtine] | ||
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Revision as of 02:36, 14 July 2021
Kurt Crueller is a player in the Shadows for the San Francisco Lovers. Crueller has played for the Yellowstone Magic.
Official League Records
Crueller joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season 13, Day 13 after the incineration of Sutton Picklestein.
During the Season 14 election, Crueller's hitting was boosted from 1.8 → 3 as a result of the Precognition Blessing. Crueller also lost their Peanut Allergy as a result of the Nut Button Blessing.
In Season 15, on Day 78, Crueller, while Observed, entered a Secret Base in Yellowstone National (Ball)Park. Crueller was immediately Redacted, then emerged on the same day from another Secret Base in Choux Stadium with a never-before-seen modification called Attractor, the first player to have gained it. Crueller's Soulscream was gone, and their stats were significantly increased. Crueller was not successfully batted in and disappeared again.
On Season 18, Day 14, Crueller exited the Secret Base at San Franstadium. Upon being batted in by Knight Triumphant, Crueller joined the San Francisco Lovers' bench.
During the Season 20 elections, Crueller joined the Lovers' active roster in exchange for Tot Fox as a result of the Lovers' Swap will. Crueller's batting increased from 7.1 → 8.9 as a result of the Lovers' Shadow Infuse will.
During the Season 22 elections, Crueller retreated to the Lovers' Shadows in exchange for Theo King as a result of the Lovers' Swap will. Crueller's Attractor modification was then reformed into the Walk in the Park modification as a result of the Lovers' Reform will.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Kurt Crueller Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-48.306 and start reading...
Kurt is a soft-spoken fisher who is an all around chill person that wants to help the team. Kurt is a recent addition to the Magic, having been embarrassingly lost in Yellowstone after a hike for the last fifteen years. She was lured onto the team by Merlinmeyer to run the concession stand but ended up stepping up to the plate when Sutton was incinerated. When asked to comment, Merlinmeyer just said, "Knew he was a good one- destined for greatness that one. Knew it!! I told you didn't I Bevan!!!"
Their current strategy is to catch fly balls with a fishing net- it seems to be working out, though occasionally those balls are returned with an odorous, fishy scent attached. Their teammates have only repsonded to this in the past with a weak, "Thanks, Kurt."
Kurt Crueller is also supposedly the child of Gallup Crueller, born from a brief romance in the distant past between the infamous outlaw and a fisherperson near Yellowstone. Eventually trouble came knocking and Gallup rode back towards Dallas, not wanting to entangle her child in her life of crime.
Fan Works
Season 13 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060
Kurt fanart by @dippitydoop
Elk Centuar Kurt, by @dippitydoop
A half-demon, jackalope Kurt Crueller by @stickerbooks_
The Magic Precog Trio
by @HokutoHero
By @HetreaSky
Kurt on the Lovers by @Validtine
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| Players | Batters | |
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| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Huber Frumple · Mavis Hammer · Francisca Sasquatch · Icarus Harrow | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | San Franstadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | MeatCute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate · Batsmith | |
| Places | San Francisco · Tough Love Dimension | |
| History | San Francisco Lovers' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Let's Go All The Way! | ||
