Kurt Crueller/Rumor Registry

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Kurt Crueller has 2 Rumors written about so far.

Kurt Crueller/IF-26.445

Kurt is either an ex-criminal, a vengeful spirit, or possibly both? There's no easy way to tell, and he won't confirm either. They're a newcomer to both Yellowstone Magic as well as Blaseball as a whole but are turning out to fit in well with the team. Kurt appeared after the incineration of Sutton Picklestein, in which he took one survey of what had happened and hit an incoming ball so hard the bat cracked.

Kurt's not much of a person who talks about his past, but he will willing info-dump about fishing, bottle-cap buttons (of which they own a collection), and other topics that cement them as basically that weird older cousin who info-dumps to you at reunions but you never see otherwise. They've got an extensive collection of nice-looking knives and are fairly well known for preferring to be outdoors rather than in.

Kurt also has an emotional support animal in the form of a ferret that's often found resting atop his shoulders.

Kurt Crueller/IF-48.306

Kurt is a soft-spoken fisher who is an all around chill person that wants to help the team. Kurt is a recent addition to the Magic, having been embarrassingly lost in Yellowstone after a hike for the last fifteen years. She was lured onto the team by Merlinmeyer to run the concession stand but ended up stepping up to the plate when Sutton was incinerated. When asked to comment, Merlinmeyer just said, "Knew he was a good one- destined for greatness that one. Knew it!! I told you didn't I Bevan!!!"

Their current strategy is to catch fly balls with a fishing net- it seems to be working out, though occasionally those balls are returned with an odorous, fishy scent attached. Their teammates have only repsonded to this in the past with a weak, "Thanks, Kurt."

Kurt Crueller is also supposedly the child of Gallup Crueller, born from a brief romance in the distant past between the infamous outlaw and a fisherperson near Yellowstone. Eventually trouble came knocking and Gallup rode back towards Dallas, not wanting to entangle her child in her life of crime.


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