Kurt Crueller/IF-48.306

Rumor / Community Lore
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Kurt is a soft-spoken fisher who is an all around chill person that wants to help the team. Kurt is a recent addition to the Magic, having been embarrassingly lost in Yellowstone after a hike for the last fifteen years. She was lured onto the team by Merlinmeyer to run the concession stand but ended up stepping up to the plate when Sutton was incinerated. When asked to comment, Merlinmeyer just said, "Knew he was a good one- destined for greatness that one. Knew it!! I told you didn't I Bevan!!!"

Their current strategy is to catch fly balls with a fishing net- it seems to be working out, though occasionally those balls are returned with an odorous, fishy scent attached. Their teammates have only repsonded to this in the past with a weak, "Thanks, Kurt."

Kurt Crueller is also supposedly the child of Gallup Crueller, born from a brief romance in the distant past between the infamous outlaw and a fisherperson near Yellowstone. Eventually trouble came knocking and Gallup rode back towards Dallas, not wanting to entangle her child in her life of crime.