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| − | '''Jacob | + | |image1=JACOB_HAYNES_punch'd.png |
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| + | |team=[[Boston Flowers]] | ||
| + | |status=Active | ||
| + | |dates=Jul 20, 2020–present | ||
| + | |batting={{Star Rating|5.0}} | ||
| + | |pitching={{Star Rating|3.0}} | ||
| + | |baserunning={{Star Rating|2.0}} | ||
| + | |defense={{Star Rating|0.5}} | ||
| + | |item=None | ||
| + | |armor=None | ||
| + | |evolution=Base | ||
| + | |ritual=Essential oils | ||
| + | |coffee=Decaf | ||
| + | |blood=Grass | ||
| + | |fate=54 | ||
| + | |soulscream=AIEEIAIEEIAXAAAEXAAAEXAIAAAAIAAAAAIAEAAIAEAAHHAEIHHAEIH | ||
| + | |nickname="Just a Guy" | ||
| + | |twitter_account={{Twitter|name=justaguy_jacob}} | ||
| + | |likes=Third Base | ||
| + | |pronouns=he/him | ||
| + | |dislikes=Tillman Henderson | ||
| + | |uuid =51c5473a-7545-4a9a-920d-d9b718d0e8d1}} | ||
| + | '''Jacob Haynes''' is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Haynes has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. | ||
== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
In [[Season 2]], he led the league with a .500 OBP. | In [[Season 2]], he led the league with a .500 OBP. | ||
| − | On [[Season 6]], Day 33, Haynes' defensive ability was siphoned by [[San Francisco Lovers]] batter [[Don Mitchell]] due to [[Blooddrain]] weather, reducing it from {{Star Rating|2}} to {{Star Rating|1}}. | + | On [[Season 6]], Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[San Francisco Lovers]] batter [[Don Mitchell]] due to [[Blooddrain]] weather, reducing it from {{Star Rating|2}} to {{Star Rating|1}}. |
| − | By the end of Season 6, | + | By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423). |
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| + | During the Flowers' [[Season 7]], Day 86 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Haynes [[Paty Time|partied]] and received a {{Star Rating|0.5}}-star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a {{Star Rating|1.0}}-star boost to defense. | ||
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{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
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== History == | == History == | ||
| − | + | Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy. | |
Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper. | Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper. | ||
| − | Haynes' obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach [[Businessmun Ferret]] is credited with Haynes' recent improvements in his base-stealing game. | + | Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach [[Businessmun Ferret]] is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game. |
[[File:Jacob No.mp3|thumb|left|Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.]] | [[File:Jacob No.mp3|thumb|left|Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.]] | ||
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Revision as of 16:55, 5 November 2020
Jacob Haynes is a player for the Boston Flowers. Haynes has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
In Season 2, he led the league with a .500 OBP.
On Season 6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers batter Don Mitchell due to Blooddrain weather, reducing it from to .
By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).
During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 86 game against the Houston Spies, Haynes partied and received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a -star boost to defense.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.
Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.
Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.
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