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{{Player|team=[[Boston Flowers]]|status=Active|rating={{Star Rating|4}}|batting={{Star Rating|4}}|pitching={{Star Rating|3}}|baserunning={{Star Rating|2}}|defense={{Star Rating|1}}|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Essential oils|coffee=Decaf|blood=O No|fate=54|soulscream=AHEEIAHEEIAXXAEIXXAEIXAIAIEAIAIEAAOAUXAOAUXAHOAOOHOAOOH|image1=[JACOB_HAYNES_punch'd.png]|nickname="Just A Guy"|twitter_account=[https://twitter.com/justaguy_jacob @justaguy_jacob]|likes=Third Base|pronouns=he/him|dislikes=Tillman Henderson}}
 
'''Jacob "Just A Guy" Haynes''' is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Haynes has been with the team since [[Season_1|Season One]].
 
'''Jacob "Just A Guy" Haynes''' is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Haynes has been with the team since [[Season_1|Season One]].
  
 
== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
In [[Season_2|Season Two]], he led the league with a .500 OBP.
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=== Season 2 ===
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In [[Season 2]], he led the league with a .500 OBP.
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=== Season 6 ===
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On [[Season 6]], Day 33, Haynes' defensive ability was siphoned by [[San Francisco Lovers]] batter [[Don Mitchell]] in the [[Blooddrain]].
 
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Revision as of 00:43, 9 September 2020

Jacob "Just A Guy" Haynes is a player for the Boston Flowers. Haynes has been with the team since Season One.

Official League Records

Season 2

In Season 2, he led the league with a .500 OBP.

Season 6

On Season 6, Day 33, Haynes' defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers batter Don Mitchell in the Blooddrain.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

We know nothing about him. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.

Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.

Haynes' obsession with third base remains unexplained.