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Revision as of 09:26, 29 August 2020

Inez Owens is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 98, when Owens replaced Morrow Doyle due to incineration.


Official League Records

Owens currently has no official records in the league record books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

While Inez Owens may seem to be just a swarm of bees in a clear plastic raincoat, they are actually in fact a swarm of bees in a Blaseball uniform underneath a clear plastic raincoat.

Following the presumed incineration of Morrow Doyle on Season 4 Day 98, the collective outrage of the Flowers and their fans reached the Boston Garden itself, and the bees that pollinate it. Fueled by that powerful surge of emotion, the bees banded together and joined the Flowers in solidarity.

Despite being motivated to join by the Flowers’ righteous rage, Owens is excessively energetic at first glance. They love their teammates and fans, and always have enthusiastic buzzing for fellow players, both on and off of their team. Despite this, all who know Owens confess that the swarm scares them. Maybe it’s the ferociousness with which they play Blaseball, or the threatening hum they give off when near an Umpire, or perhaps the ever-present threat that a swarm of bees generally presents.

With Doyle gone, Owens has big shoes to fill. But Owens doesn't wear shoes. Not only do the bees not like it in there, but they also 'conveniently' leave their official pairs near a Shoe Thief whenever a new pair arrives. It's the least they can do in Doyle’s memory.