Gloria Bugsnax

Gloria Bugsnax
Art by @kaloliferart
Basic Information
Team	Boston Flowers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Sleep-pitching
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	91
Soulscream	AHEIIAHEIIAAAAOAAAAOAAUEAUIUEAUIUEUAHHEUAHHEXAAOXXAAOXXAIIHIAIIHIA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	xe/xem/xyr

Gloria Bugsnax is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 59 after replacing Matheo Carpenter due to incineration.

Official League Records

On Season 7, Day 25, Bugsnax's defensive ability was siphoned by Chicago Firefighters batter Declan Suzanne in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 81 game against the Baltimore Crabs, Bugsnax received a ½-star boost to batting & pitching, and a 1-star boost to baserunning and defense.

During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 86 game against the Houston Spies, Bugsnax received a ½-star boost to batting, pitching, baserunning, and defense.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Gloria emerges fully-formed from xyr flowerpot, by @blockmechanics_

Gloria Bugsnax was the Flowers’ team pet, a venus flytrap carried to away games and kept in the dugout. Xe appeared to be a perfectly normal plant until Matheo Carpenter was incinerated and the Weird Flex went flying. Catching it, Gloria emerged as a fully formed Blaseball Player through sheer force of willpower, taking Matheo's place at the plate and shocking xyr new teammates.

While some have speculated about a connection between Gloria and Caligula Lotus, they firmly insist they are not related in the slightest. Theories about the Boston Garden’s propensity to grow blaseball-playing plants abound, but not much is known. What is notable is that unlike Caligula, who sprung up from the ground itself, Gloria was the team's pet plant long before xe joined the team - xe retains memories from this time, and as such has a deep and abiding love for xyr teammates, showing affection to them often and freely.

Gloria has ADHD, and has been known to dance as a stim when excited, particularly after a good blaseball play.

Gloria introduced Nepenthe Saracen to the team as a pitching coach around ten days after joining the team as a player. While xe claims to have no ulterior motive for doing so, Gloria often seems to enjoy it when Nepenthe manages to get Beck Whitney to take a break from coaching. Gloria, Nepenthe, and Caligula Lotus have been observed to share knowledge with each other without any noticeable external communication.

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