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*[https://staradavid.itch.io/cards-fall cards fall where they may] by [https://staradavid.itch.io staradavid] – Gerund Pantheocide during the Semi-Centennial.
 
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File:Pantheocide grey jeules.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Pantheocide on a blank background. Gerund is a buff woman with grey skin and long black hair with a pink streak and a pink halo-like ring around her head. She has a black zip-up turtleneck tank top and baggy pants. One arm is raised to cup the back off her head as she looks at the viewer with a tired smile.|Art by [https://twitter.com/jololion @jeules]
 
File:Pantheocide grey jeules.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Pantheocide on a blank background. Gerund is a buff woman with grey skin and long black hair with a pink streak and a pink halo-like ring around her head. She has a black zip-up turtleneck tank top and baggy pants. One arm is raised to cup the back off her head as she looks at the viewer with a tired smile.|Art by [https://twitter.com/jololion @jeules]
 
File:Gerund Pantheocide buzzard Departing.png|alt=A digital greyscale drawing of Gerund Pantheocide, a muscular dark-skinned person with short fluffly black hair, a hot pink bandanna pulled down low over her brow, a nose ring, and a big scar on her face. She is smiling at the viewer as she holds a duffelbag over one shoulder, getting ready to depart.|Pantheocide departing. Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1407442708906622977 @saltbuzzard]
 
File:Gerund Pantheocide buzzard Departing.png|alt=A digital greyscale drawing of Gerund Pantheocide, a muscular dark-skinned person with short fluffly black hair, a hot pink bandanna pulled down low over her brow, a nose ring, and a big scar on her face. She is smiling at the viewer as she holds a duffelbag over one shoulder, getting ready to depart.|Pantheocide departing. Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1407442708906622977 @saltbuzzard]
File:Brokyo in Pink.png|alt=a flatly colored digital drawing of five players, on an old paper textured pink background. from left to right:  val hitherto, a short trans chinese man with a slight mustache, acne scars on his cheek and chest, and scars on his knuckles from picking his fingers. he wears a red trench coat over a v-neck shirt, a choker with a heart pattern, and goggles on his forehead which holds up spiky hair, dyed pink on the ends. there are scars around one eye which is cloudy. he looks to the side with a slight grimace as he raises one hand to gesture as he talks.  gerund pantheocide, a short muscular butch transfem vietnamese person with a scar on one cheek, slings one arm over val’s shoulder as she grins and gestures at grollis, who is towards the right. they wear a bandanna covering their eyebrows, a t-shirt and one fingerless glove, and a black denim vest covered in patches and pins. she has a nazar hanging on one hip.  coolname galvanic, a tall thin albino japanese person with long hair and heavy scarring beneath both eyes, stands in the center and back of the image, and looks towards yusef fenestrate. it wears a large sunhat with a sunflower and round sunglasses, and its face rests in a neutral, slightly frowning, expression.  yusef fenestrate, a tall black egyptian wearing an oval-shaped stained glass window mask over the entirety of xer face. ve has immaterial hair that floats behind vim in varying shades of dark brown, and wears a hoodie over a turtleneck, as well as jeans which have had small landscapes painted along the legs. sie looks at coolname as ae rests one hand in gerund’s hair and the other loops around grollis zephyr to hold hyr hand.  grollis zephyr, a black japanese person with short hair, a face mask, and an button-up t-shirt over a cropped binder and sweatpants. ze has large earrings, a nazar hanging from hyr neck, and the scleras of hyr eyes are slightly bluish while hyr irises are slightly oblong and vertical. hyr body faces slightly away from the group, and ze looks at gerund out of the corner of hyr eye as ze holds yusef’s hand. |[[Val Hitherto]], Pantheocide, [[Coolname Galvanic]], [[Yusef Fenestrate]], and [[Grollis Zephyr]] in the early Expansion Era. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1493291523617796102 @saltbuzzard]'''
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File:Brokyo in Pink.png|alt=a flatly colored digital drawing of five players, on an old paper textured pink background. from left to right:  val hitherto, a short trans chinese man with a slight mustache, acne scars on his cheek and chest, and scars on his knuckles from picking his fingers. he wears a red trench coat over a v-neck shirt, a choker with a heart pattern, and goggles on his forehead which holds up spiky hair, dyed pink on the ends. there are scars around one eye which is cloudy. he looks to the side with a slight grimace as he raises one hand to gesture as he talks.  gerund pantheocide, a short muscular butch transfem vietnamese person with a scar on one cheek, slings one arm over val’s shoulder as she grins and gestures at grollis, who is towards the right. they wear a bandanna covering their eyebrows, a t-shirt and one fingerless glove, and a black denim vest covered in patches and pins. she has a nazar hanging on one hip.  coolname galvanic, a tall thin albino japanese person with long hair and heavy scarring beneath both eyes, stands in the center and back of the image, and looks towards yusef fenestrate. it wears a large sunhat with a sunflower and round sunglasses, and its face rests in a neutral, slightly frowning, expression.  yusef fenestrate, a tall black egyptian wearing an oval-shaped stained glass window mask over the entirety of xer face. ve has immaterial hair that floats behind vim in varying shades of dark brown, and wears a hoodie over a turtleneck, as well as jeans which have had small landscapes painted along the legs. sie looks at coolname as ae rests one hand in gerund’s hair and the other loops around grollis zephyr to hold hyr hand.  grollis zephyr, a black japanese person with short hair, a face mask, and an button-up t-shirt over a cropped binder and sweatpants. ze has large earrings, a nazar hanging from hyr neck, and the scleras of hyr eyes are slightly bluish while hyr irises are slightly oblong and vertical. hyr body faces slightly away from the group, and ze looks at gerund out of the corner of hyr eye as ze holds yusef’s hand.|[[Val Hitherto]], Pantheocide, [[Coolname Galvanic]], [[Yusef Fenestrate]], and [[Grollis Zephyr]] in the early Expansion Era. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1493291523617796102 @saltbuzzard]'''
 
File:Gerund pantheocide buzzardtable.png|alt=Digital drawing of Pantheocide, who is wearing a yellow bandanna over her eyebrows and short fluffy black hair, and a blue sleeveless shirt with the word "DIE." She hods one arm up as she gestures to talk about something.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard]
 
File:Gerund pantheocide buzzardtable.png|alt=Digital drawing of Pantheocide, who is wearing a yellow bandanna over her eyebrows and short fluffy black hair, and a blue sleeveless shirt with the word "DIE." She hods one arm up as she gestures to talk about something.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard]
 
File:Sefnet gerpan stairs.png|alt=A digital ink drawing of Yusef Fenestrate and Gerund Pantheocide sitting on stone stairs. Yusef is tall, thin, and black, with long hair tied back in a loose bun, a window for a face, a hoodie with a post-punk album cover on it, and skinny jeans covered with paintings of eyes, noses, and mouths. Gerund is short, buff, and mixed Southeast Asian and Eastern European, with thick black hair held back by a bandanna, a ripped sleeveless shirt with the Garages album Deicide on the front, short shorts, fingerless gloves, and a knee brace. She holds her knees as she looks toward Yusef and says, "How bout we talk about you for a change, you're floundering." Yusef responds, "Look, that's not important right now. I'm more worried about how you're holding up." Gerund interrupts with, "Take a step back and define not important, sef. Why is it never important when it happens to you?"|A conversation between [[Yusef Fenestrate]] and Pantheocide, by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1423042720113758213 @saltbuzzard]'''
 
File:Sefnet gerpan stairs.png|alt=A digital ink drawing of Yusef Fenestrate and Gerund Pantheocide sitting on stone stairs. Yusef is tall, thin, and black, with long hair tied back in a loose bun, a window for a face, a hoodie with a post-punk album cover on it, and skinny jeans covered with paintings of eyes, noses, and mouths. Gerund is short, buff, and mixed Southeast Asian and Eastern European, with thick black hair held back by a bandanna, a ripped sleeveless shirt with the Garages album Deicide on the front, short shorts, fingerless gloves, and a knee brace. She holds her knees as she looks toward Yusef and says, "How bout we talk about you for a change, you're floundering." Yusef responds, "Look, that's not important right now. I'm more worried about how you're holding up." Gerund interrupts with, "Take a step back and define not important, sef. Why is it never important when it happens to you?"|A conversation between [[Yusef Fenestrate]] and Pantheocide, by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1423042720113758213 @saltbuzzard]'''
 
File:Karaoke with the Lift Fancymancer.png|alt=A digital ink drawing of various members of the Lift around a table, eating, laughing, and singing to Garages Karaoke in a small room filled with Garages album posters and a TV. From left to right: Gerund Pantheocide is eating nachos, Yusef Fenestrate is drinking a glass of juice through a straw, Ayanna Dumpington and Wyatt Quitter are the only people in the room standing up and are singing passionately, and Stijn Strongbody is holding a songlist and laughing.|Karaoke Night with the Lift during the [[Extended Siesta#Grand%20Siesta|Grand Siesta]]. From left to right: Gerund Pantheocide, [[Yusef Fenestrate]], [[Ayanna Dumpington]], [[Wyatt Quitter]], and [[Stijn Strongbody]]. Art by Fancymancer
 
File:Karaoke with the Lift Fancymancer.png|alt=A digital ink drawing of various members of the Lift around a table, eating, laughing, and singing to Garages Karaoke in a small room filled with Garages album posters and a TV. From left to right: Gerund Pantheocide is eating nachos, Yusef Fenestrate is drinking a glass of juice through a straw, Ayanna Dumpington and Wyatt Quitter are the only people in the room standing up and are singing passionately, and Stijn Strongbody is holding a songlist and laughing.|Karaoke Night with the Lift during the [[Extended Siesta#Grand%20Siesta|Grand Siesta]]. From left to right: Gerund Pantheocide, [[Yusef Fenestrate]], [[Ayanna Dumpington]], [[Wyatt Quitter]], and [[Stijn Strongbody]]. Art by Fancymancer
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File:Gerund sticky note.jpg|alt=A sticky note and highlighter drawing of Gerund from behind. She is a woman with medium dark skin and her hair up in a bun. She has a huge sword strapped to her back.|Gerund by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1500162685303984135?s=20&t=DUzkVzXUvwCwb8Byomj9Kw Tigrishades]
 
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Revision as of 15:43, 6 March 2022

Gerund Pantheocide is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Pantheocide has played for the Tokyo Lift and Rising Stars.

Official League Records

Pantheocide joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift during the Season 10 elections after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.

During the Season 16 elections, Pantheocide became a lineup player via the Lift's Move will.

On Season 20, Day 99, Pantheocide was named an MVP and gained the Ego+ modification.

On Season 21, Day 12, Pantheocide was incinerated and replaced by Steals Mondegreen.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Pantheocide played for the Rising Stars. Pantheocide then fell to the Chicago Firefighters as a pitcher.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Gerund Pantheocide Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1667 and start reading...

AVAST!
The waters beyond this point are uncharted, tales from distant shores echoed back into our reality.

Background

The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.

With The Tokyo Adrift

Gerund Pantheocide serves as the gunner of The Tokyo Adrift after promoting herself from the position of powder monkey. Pantheocide is described as “being proficient in firearms, polearms, her own arms and most arms in between”. One entry depicts Pantheocide as running into battle with “no less than two blades in each hand, with an additional hunting knife held between clenched teeth”. With regards to her abilities as the ship’s gunner, one crewmate was quoted as saying “I once saw her shoot a cannonball out of the air mid-flight with her own”. The captain himself described Pantheocide’s gunnery as “mightily impressive” and “in defiance of the laws of conservation of momentum”.

Despite signing up for a life on the seas, Pantheocide repeatedly expressed a disdain for the ocean, describing it as “Poseidon’s bathtub” and expressing a desire to “dive down there and give the ol’ son of a gun a piece of [her] mind”. In at least one instance, she was found firing a cannon angled almost straight down before claiming that the shot was a misfire.

Pantheocide’s physical prowess presumably came into play during the events of 1667, with the final journal entry describing her charging headfirst towards an [REDACTED] threatening the ship and its crew. The bottom half of the last page of the journal is sliced to shreds, rendering it unreadable.

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, go to the Gerund Pantheocide tag on AO3.

Interactive Fiction

Fanart