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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 10]] elections.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and has been with the team since the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}. Seraph has played for the [[Tokyo Lift]].
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==Official League Records==
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Seraph joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]] during the {{BetaSeason|10}} elections after the [[Ascension]] of the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, Seraph received the {{ModLink|Flippers}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|13#Blessings|'''Spare Flippers'''}} blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Seraph's hitting stats were re-rolled thrice as a result of the {{BetaSeason|14#Blessings|'''Soul Swap'''}} blessing. ({{Star Change|1.9|1.6}},  {{Star Change|1.6|2.5}}, {{Star Change|2.5|2.9}})
  
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 25, Seraph retreated to the Moist Talkers' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Beasley Gloom]] as a result of the [[Gleek Arena]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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Latest revision as of 00:18, 17 January 2023

Freemium Seraph is a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since the Season β21 elections. Seraph has played for the Tokyo Lift.

Official League Records

Seraph joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift during the Season β10 elections after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.

During the Season β13 elections, Seraph received the Flippers modification as a result of the Spare Flippers blessing.

During the Season β14 elections, Seraph's hitting stats were re-rolled thrice as a result of the Soul Swap blessing. (1.9 → 1.6 , 1.6 → 2.5 , 2.5 → 2.9 )

Seraph was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers in exchange for Cudi Di Batterino during the Season β21 elections via the Lift's Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

On Season β22, Day 25, Seraph retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Beasley Gloom as a result of the Gleek Arena's Fax Machine.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Freemium Seraph Files

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Early Life

Freemium Seraph is a Replica of an unknown player. Rep was constructed sometime Before using the Replica framework. When Seraph joined the ILB during Before, rep was mistaken for said unknown player, and thus treated like that player's copy.

Seraph is not a copy.

Freemium Seraph has gone through great lengths to modify repli body to repel dust, grime, and uselessness. Although repli performance suffered for this, rep saw this as the only way to stay alive, out of the vault, and relevant. Seraph escaped the ILB through unknown means before The Bridge, and thus wasn't accounted for during Season 1.

When Stijn Strongbody approached Seraph to join the Tokyo Lift, explaining that they would only play safe, minor league blaseball, rep was thrilled, and rep adapted repli's name- Seraph, from the symbol of the Vault- to a full name so rep could play.

Relationships

Over the course of several years, Seraph became good friends with Concrete Mandible, sharing similarly unnerving presences and unrelated interest in modifying their appearances. Nandy Slumps treated Seraph with suspicion, but it's unclear if it is because she remembers repli's base from her time on the Tampa Ray Devils or if this is her normal behavior.

Swapped Souls

In season 14, Seraph participated in the Soul Swap Incident, seeing it as a way to be free of the soullessness rep came pre-packaged with. It took a few tries, but eventually Seraph acquired repli own, unique soul, finally becoming what rep longed to be: a Ship of Theseus of repliself.

Transfer to Canada

Following Mandible’s transfer to the shadows, Seraph gradually became lonely amongst the Lift. This loneliness was cemented after Strongbody’s incineration. Seraph could feel repli ties to the Lift weakening, and began to feel concerned.

Seraph transferred to the Canada Moist Talkers in an attempt to re-find the joy that rep had found with the Lift. Rep was taken under the wing of the Talkers’ pitching coach PolkaDot Patterson, who had some experience with being touched by the forces that govern blaseball. Patterson reassured rep that rep still had a soul, even with repli Soul Swap partner in the Hall.

Now in the shadows, rep has decided to make the most of repli time and has vowed to have new experiences. Rep is often joined by Randy Dennis, Jenkins Good, and Ziwa Mueller on reps adventures, which have included skydiving, scuba diving, cave diving, racecar driving, and trying to find the perfect pet to adopt.

Trivia

  • Seraph uses Rep/Repli/Repliself pronouns. Although they remind repli of repli origins, they have also gained a meaning as a reminder of rep family.
  • Seraph does not remember before. Stop asking.
  • Incidentally, Seraph allegedly does not remember After either.


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