Dunlap Figueroa

Dunlap Figueroa
Art by https://shoelesscosmonaut.tumblr.com/
Basic Information
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Former Team(s)	Hades Tigers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Floating
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Love
Fate	2
Soulscream	IOEEEIOEEEIOHAIIOHAIIOUUAIOUUAIOUIOAAEIOAAEIIEAXHIEAXHIXAIIHXAIIHXIUAIAIUAIAI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Any
Species	5% velociraptor, 15% t-rex, 80% human
Other Background Information
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Dunlap Figueroa is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since Season 14, Day 79. Figueroa has played for the Hades Tigers.

Official League Records

Figueroa joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Hades Tigers with the Return of Blaseball.

Despite a rating, Figueroa has proven to be one of the best pitchers in the league, having the best ERA and WHIP of any pitcher in the league during Season 3. Figueroa's Season 4 performance was not so overpowering, posting at 10th in the league with an ERA of 3.00 and the 4th most strikeouts, though they continued to allow remarkably few walks, only 4 for the entire season.

Figueroa was the first pitcher in ILB history to reach 100 recorded regular season wins, completing this milestone on Season 8, Day 98, and subsequently the first pitcher to reach 100 recorded regular season quality starts on Season 9, Day 75.

Figueroa pitched a single game in Season 4's Internet Series, the crucial game 5 against the Canada Moist Talkers, an 11-inning performance including 14 strikeouts.

In the Season 9 Elections, Figueroa was affected by the Tag Team Pitching blessing, increasing their pitching rating from to .

During the Coffee Cup, Figueroa played for Club de Calf as a pitcher.

On Season 14, Day 79, Figueroa was exchanged to the Chicago Firefighters due to Feedback. Figueroa was replaced by NaN.

Player History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Figueroa is a trained classical theatre actrex, constantly changes outfits between innings, and traditionally breaks out into hours-long soliloquies that can last the duration of a game. They will also frequently give an aside to the audience after each strikeout they throw. Much of Figueroa's work has been transcribed and collected by fans.

They are genderfluid, and comfortable with any pronouns.

Figueroa's father, Elvis, is also a professional blaseball player, currently on the Philly Pies.

They are widely feared for throwing a wide variety of junk pitches, including some that they invented themselves and have no name for, as well as basically having no fastball.

She is frequently seen to manifest multiple additional faces and arms. It is unclear as to whether he natively possesses these body parts or is acting with such skill that he is able to project multiple theatrical performances simultaneously. When reached for comment on this phenomena, they launched into a three hour soliloquy which lasted until they were called up to the pitcher's mound.

As with many Tigers, Figueroa considered Moody Cookbook to be something of a father figure. After Cookbook's incineration on Season 7, Day 32, Figueroa pitched the following game in the series, and tore through the Canada Moist Talkers' lineup at rapid pace in a bid to end the game as quickly as possible. They dedicated their 13 strike outs in the game to Cookbook's memory. During Season 8, Figueroa unveiled another tribute in the form of an inner-forearm tattoo comprised of the fragments of recipe found on a surviving page of Cookbook.

Figueroa has also taken to occasionally wearing or keeping around their neck sunglasses in similar style to those of Mclaughlin Scorpler, a fashion choice they have referred to as their teammate "broadening their horizons."

In the wake of the Feedback trade of Paula Turnip to the Seattle Garages, Figueroa stepped into the vacated role of Players Union representative. Given their support of art-as-protest, and noted history of pitching on their pace rather than the Umpires', they have proven to be a natural fit.

Select collections of Figueroa's poetry are sold in the Hades Gift Shop, the proceeds of which are donated to charity.

Personal Life

Figueroa is alleged to have some manner of relationship with the New York Millennials' Schneider Bendie. When approached for comment, Figueroa replied "Yes, a hostile one." Nevertheless there have been numerous reports of Figueroa and Bendie engaging in semi-flirtatious banter between games, and Figueroa writing romantically longing poetry that could be construed to apply to their so-called rival. Some fans have taken Figueroa approaching Bendie after the Tigers' victory in the Season 4 Internet Series, and the pair's subsequent departure together as a sign of "Dundie Confirmed!", while others contend that the two of them had taken it outside in order to throw down.

Figueroa is the owner of the artwork Mills Apartment Piece, Season 6 Siesta, Framed, acquired during the Ooze Incident resulting from the Ooze Blessing obtained by the Millennials in the Season 6 elections. In evading the ooze, Figueroa lodged themselves in the ceiling of the Mills' apartment, preventing them from being oozed but also becoming stuck there. Building residents later reported "an explosion, then what sounded like a dinosaur screeching". It is unclear why Figueroa was in the Mills' apartment in the first place, but this has done nothing to quell the rumours of an inter-team romance.

Fan Art

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  By https://shoelesscosmonaut.tumblr.com/

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  By @occultclassic

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  Art by @PomegranateSee3

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Art by @gothicdouble

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  by twitter user @occultclassic