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Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder and musician. She is known for playing both the stylophone and banjo, and carrying around a bat with nails hammered into it. | Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder and musician. She is known for playing both the stylophone and banjo, and carrying around a bat with nails hammered into it. | ||
<blockquote>I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!</blockquote><blockquote>I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with [[Greer Gwiffin]] or something. IDGAF.</blockquote> | <blockquote>I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!</blockquote><blockquote>I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with [[Greer Gwiffin]] or something. IDGAF.</blockquote> | ||
| − | == On the Seattle Garages == | + | ==On the Seattle Garages== |
Abbott was a stylophone player for [[Seattle Garages Sound Spectacular Experience|The Experience (Seattle Garages)]]<ref>No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"</ref>. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier on which several Seattle-area underground zines were printed, including ''LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE,'' ''GRLSNBLSBLL'' (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and ''[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY]]'', the official zine of the Garages. | Abbott was a stylophone player for [[Seattle Garages Sound Spectacular Experience|The Experience (Seattle Garages)]]<ref>No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"</ref>. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier on which several Seattle-area underground zines were printed, including ''LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE,'' ''GRLSNBLSBLL'' (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and ''[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY]]'', the official zine of the Garages. | ||
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Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat, which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out. | Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat, which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out. | ||
| − | == On the Dallas Steaks == | + | ==On the Dallas Steaks== |
Upon her arrival in Dallas in Season 8, Abbott quickly made friends with another newcomer to the team, [[Rai Spliff]]. Rai introduced Allison to the world of roller derby through the Dallas [[Bad Butchers]] as a place for her to take out aggression between blaseball games. In the first bout Abbott saw, one of the players broke their arm in a nasty fall. Abbott became an instant fan. | Upon her arrival in Dallas in Season 8, Abbott quickly made friends with another newcomer to the team, [[Rai Spliff]]. Rai introduced Allison to the world of roller derby through the Dallas [[Bad Butchers]] as a place for her to take out aggression between blaseball games. In the first bout Abbott saw, one of the players broke their arm in a nasty fall. Abbott became an instant fan. | ||
Abbott also found herself with more time after being separated from Seattle’s busy music scene. She decided to fill some space by learning the banjo. Abbott had long been interested in delving into folk punk, and this was as good a time as any. Fans of stylophone music are eager to hear the results. | Abbott also found herself with more time after being separated from Seattle’s busy music scene. She decided to fill some space by learning the banjo. Abbott had long been interested in delving into folk punk, and this was as good a time as any. Fans of stylophone music are eager to hear the results. | ||
| − | == Trivia == | + | ==Trivia== |
| − | * Allison Abbott and [[San Francisco Lovers]] batter [[Kichiro Guerra]] are in a relationship. Their ship name is [[Kichiro Guerra#Off-Team Relationships|"Kiss My Bat"]]. | + | *Allison Abbott and [[San Francisco Lovers]] batter [[Kichiro Guerra]] are in a relationship. Their ship name is [[Kichiro Guerra#Off-Team Relationships|"Kiss My Bat"]]. |
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
| − | Allison Abbott Blaseball Card.jpg|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:Allison Abbott Blaseball Card.jpg|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | Allison blaseball wip.png|Card by {{Twitter|name=i_APX_86}} | + | File:Allison blaseball wip.png|Card by {{Twitter|name=i_APX_86}} |
| − | Allison Abbot Breaks Something.png|Allison Breaks Something by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:Allison Abbot Breaks Something.png|Allison Breaks Something by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | Allison at bat.png|Allison at Bat by {{Twitter|name=ArachnidArt}} | + | File:Allison at bat.png|Allison at Bat by {{Twitter|name=ArachnidArt}} |
| − | Allison Nail Bat Abbott.jpeg|Nail Bat by discord user Zreyta | + | File:Allison Nail Bat Abbott.jpeg|Nail Bat by discord user Zreyta |
| − | Abbott.png|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:Abbott.png|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | Nail Bat w- Allison Abbott.jpg|Nail Bat by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:Nail Bat w- Allison Abbott.jpg|Nail Bat by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | Allison fielding.jpg|Allison fielding by [https://twitter.com/tsawac @tsawac] | + | File:Allison fielding.jpg|Allison fielding by [https://twitter.com/tsawac @tsawac] |
| − | KichiroxAllison.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=ArachnidArt}} | + | File:KichiroxAllison.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=ArachnidArt}} |
| − | EfRNr0BXkAAs29L.jpg|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=TommysArtys}} | + | File:EfRNr0BXkAAs29L.jpg|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=TommysArtys}} |
| − | Kichi Alli Tommy.jpg|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=TommysArtys}} | + | File:Kichi Alli Tommy.jpg|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=TommysArtys}} |
| − | Kichi x Alli MxMoz.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:Kichi x Alli MxMoz.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | Jaylen-comic by MLeeLunsford.png|Abbott and [[Ron Monstera|Monstera]] discussing the possible resurrection of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Hotdogfingers]] in Season 6, by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:Jaylen-comic by MLeeLunsford.png|Abbott and [[Ron Monstera|Monstera]] discussing the possible resurrection of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Hotdogfingers]] in Season 6, by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | Abbott Starstruck Fancymancer.png|[[NaN]] (with [[Wyatt Quitter|Quitter]]) starstruck by Allison Abbott, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | + | File:Abbott Starstruck Fancymancer.png|[[NaN]] (with [[Wyatt Quitter|Quitter]]) starstruck by Allison Abbott, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} |
| − | 54AllisonAbbott.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} | + | File:54AllisonAbbott.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} |
| − | Allison Abbott Steaks Blaseball.jpg|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:Allison Abbott Steaks Blaseball.jpg|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | SteaksFriendsAAGCRSbyMLeeLunsford.jpg|Allison, [[Gallup Crueller]], and [[Rai Spliff]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:SteaksFriendsAAGCRSbyMLeeLunsford.jpg|Allison, [[Gallup Crueller]], and [[Rai Spliff]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | Allison Banjo.jpg|Allison with her hubcap banjo by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:Allison Banjo.jpg|Allison with her hubcap banjo by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | AxK.jpg|Allison and [[Kichiro Guerra]] for dressed for Hlomecoming by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:AxK.jpg|Allison and [[Kichiro Guerra]] for dressed for Hlomecoming by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | Abbott.jpg|Allison Abbott readies herself to fight gods in Season 10 by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | + | File:Abbott.jpg|Allison Abbott readies herself to fight gods in Season 10 by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
| − | + | File:Allsion Abbott Steaks Card 2.png|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} | |
| + | File:Allison banjo, Summers dulcimer.jpg|alt=Allison Abbott and Summers Pony on-stage; Allison is standing and playing the banjo, Summers is seated and playing the Appalachian dulcimer|Allison performing with Summers Pony, by [https://twitter.com/tsawac @tsawac] | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Revision as of 18:26, 13 December 2020
Allison Abbott is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Abbot joined the Steaks on Season 8, Day 56 due to a feedback swap with Paula Mason.
Official League Records
Abbott joined the league in Season 1 as a hitter for the Seattle Garages.
Abbott hit a grand slam on Season 5, Day 28 in the first inning of the Garages' first game against the Dale, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.
During the Coffee Cup, Abbott played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder and musician. She is known for playing both the stylophone and banjo, and carrying around a bat with nails hammered into it.
I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!
I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. IDGAF.
On the Seattle Garages
Abbott was a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages)[1]. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier on which several Seattle-area underground zines were printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.
Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in Season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."
Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat, which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.
On the Dallas Steaks
Upon her arrival in Dallas in Season 8, Abbott quickly made friends with another newcomer to the team, Rai Spliff. Rai introduced Allison to the world of roller derby through the Dallas Bad Butchers as a place for her to take out aggression between blaseball games. In the first bout Abbott saw, one of the players broke their arm in a nasty fall. Abbott became an instant fan.
Abbott also found herself with more time after being separated from Seattle’s busy music scene. She decided to fill some space by learning the banjo. Abbott had long been interested in delving into folk punk, and this was as good a time as any. Fans of stylophone music are eager to hear the results.
Trivia
- Allison Abbott and San Francisco Lovers batter Kichiro Guerra are in a relationship. Their ship name is "Kiss My Bat".
Gallery
Card by @MLeeLunsford
Card by @i_APX_86
Allison Breaks Something by @MLeeLunsford
Allison at Bat by @ArachnidArt
Nail Bat by discord user Zreyta
Nail Bat by @MLeeLunsford
Allison fielding by @tsawac
Allison & Kichiro by @ArachnidArt
Allison & Kichiro by @TommysArtys
Allison & Kichiro by @TommysArtys
Allison & Kichiro by @MLeeLunsford
Abbott and Monstera discussing the possible resurrection of Hotdogfingers in Season 6, by @MLeeLunsford
NaN (with Quitter) starstruck by Allison Abbott, by @Fancymancer
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Card by @MLeeLunsford
Allison, Gallup Crueller, and Rai Spliff by @MLeeLunsford
Allison with her hubcap banjo by @MLeeLunsford
Allison and Kichiro Guerra for dressed for Hlomecoming by @MLeeLunsford
Allison Abbott readies herself to fight gods in Season 10 by @MLeeLunsford
Card by @MLeeLunsford
Allison performing with Summers Pony, by @tsawac
- ↑ No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"
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