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'''Allison Abbott''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Abbot joined the Steaks on [[Season 8]], Day 56 due to a [[feedback]] swap with [[Paula Mason]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]], and had been with the team since {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 56 until being incinerated on {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 62. Abbott had played for the [[Seattle Garages]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Abbott joined the league in [[Season 1]] as a hitter for the [[Seattle Garages]].
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Abbott joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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Abbott hit a grand slam against the [[Miami Dale]] in the first inning of {{BetaSeason|5}}, Day 28, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.
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On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 56, Abbott was exchanged to the [[Dallas Steaks]] due to [[Feedback]]. Abbott was replaced by [[Paula Mason]].
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Abbott played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a lineup player.
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Abbott gained the {{ModLink|High Pressure}} modifcation for the following season due to the {{BetaSeason|15#Blessings|'''Clutch Up'''}} blessing.
  
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Abbott hit a grand slam on Season 5's day 28 in the first inning of the Garages' first game against the Dale, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 62, Abbott was incinerated and replaced by [[Frankie Incarnate]].  
  
 
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== Personal Life==
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==Personal Life==
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Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder and musician. She is known for playing both the stylophone and banjo, and carrying around a bat with nails hammered into it.
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Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder and musician. She is known for playing both the stylophone and banjo, and carrying around a bat with nails hammered into it.
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<blockquote>I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!</blockquote><blockquote>I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with [[Greer Gwiffin]] or something. IDGAF.</blockquote>
  
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<blockquote>I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote>I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with [[Greer Gwiffin]] or something. Idgaf</blockquote>
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==On the Seattle Garages==
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Abbott was a stylophone player for [[Seattle Garages Sound Spectacular Experience|The Experience (Seattle Garages)]]<ref>No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"</ref>. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier on which several Seattle-area underground zines were printed, including ''LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE,'' ''GRLSNBLSBLL'' (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and ''[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY]]'', the official zine of the Garages.  
  
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== On the Seattle Garages ==
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Shortly after the loss of [[Tiana Cash]], in Season 3, Abbott made the zine [https://seattle-garages.itch.io/ashes-to-ashes Ashes to Ashes]. Then, that same season after [[Derrick Krueger]] was lost, Abbott made the zine [https://seattle-garages.itch.io/lost-friends Lost Friends]. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."    
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Allison was a stylophone player for [[Seattle Garages Sound Spectacular Experience|The Experience (Seattle Garages)]]<ref>No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"</ref>. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier, on which several Seattle-area underground zines were printed, including ''LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE,'' ''GRLSNBLSBLL'' (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and ''[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY]]'', the official zine of the Garages.     
 
  
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Shortly after the loss of [[Tiana Cash]], in season 3, Abbott made the zine [https://seattle-garages.itch.io/ashes-to-ashes Ashes to Ashes]. Then, that same season after [[Derrick Krueger]] was lost, Abbott made the zine [https://seattle-garages.itch.io/lost-friends Lost Friends]. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."   
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Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat, which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.
  
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Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.
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==On the Dallas Steaks==
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Upon her arrival in Dallas in Season 8, Abbott quickly made friends with another newcomer to the team, [[Rai Spliff]]. Rai introduced Allison to the world of roller derby through the Dallas [[Bad Butchers]] as a place for her to take out aggression between blaseball games. In the first bout Abbott saw, one of the players broke their arm in a nasty fall. Abbott became an instant fan.
  
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== On the Dallas Steaks ==
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Abbott also found herself with more time after being separated from Seattle’s busy music scene. She decided to fill some space by learning the banjo. Abbott had long been interested in delving into folk punk, and this was as good a time as any. Fans of stylophone music are eager to hear the results.
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Upon her arrival in Dallas in season 8 Allison quickly made friends with another newcomer to the team, [[Rai Spliff]]. Rai introduced Allison to the world of roller derby through the local Dallas derby team [[The Bad Butchers]] as a place for her to take out some aggression in between blaseball games. In the first bout Allison saw as a spectator, one of the players broke their arm during a nasty fall. Allison became an instant fan at that moment.
 
  
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==Trivia==
  
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Allison also found herself with a lot more time after being separated from the busy nature of Seattle’s music scene. She decided to fill some of that space by picking up a new instrument and began learning the Banjo. Allison had long been interested in delving into folk punk, and this was as good a time as any. Fans of her old music on the stylophone are eager to hear what her new plucking ventures will sound like.
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*Allison Abbott and [[San Francisco Lovers]] batter [[Kichiro Guerra]] are in a relationship. Their ship name is [[Kichiro Guerra#Off-Team Relationships|"Kiss My Bat"]].
  
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==Fan Works==
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The following songs are about Allison Abbott:
  
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* Allison Abbott and [[San Francisco Lovers]] batter [[Kichiro Guerra]] are in a relationship. Their ship name is [[Kichiro Guerra#Off-Team Relationships|"Kiss My Bat"]].
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/kicheuro-nightcore ღKichEUROღ ↬【Nightcore】]cover by  [https://juneseptember.bandcamp.com/ june september], original by [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/kichiro shout]
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/nail-to-the-heart nail to the heart] by [https://twitter.com/UndeniableEmG em grace]
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/bad-vibes bad vibes] by [https://twitter.com/UndeniableEmG em grace]
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**[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/bad-vibes-mucus-mix bad vibes (mucus mix)] cover by [https://twitter.com/QueenMucus mucusqueen]
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**[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/bad-vibes-less-than-ideal-version bad vibes (less than ideal version)] cover by BONES
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/parking-lot-woes-demo parking lot woes (demo)] by [https://twitter.com/VillainousGoo yana]
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/shes-dead-and-im-someone-else she's dead and i'm someone else.] by riley
  
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Allison Abbott Blaseball Card.jpg|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Allison Abbott Blaseball Card.jpg|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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Allison blaseball wip.png|Card by {{Twitter|name=i_APX_86}}
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File:Allison blaseball wip.png|Card by {{Twitter|name=i_APX_86}}
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Allison Abbot Breaks Something.png|Allison Breaks Something by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Allison Abbot Breaks Something.png|Allison Breaks Something by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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Allison at bat.png|Allison at Bat by {{Twitter|name=ArachnidArt}}
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File:Allison at bat.png|Allison at Bat by {{Twitter|name=ArachnidArt}}
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Allison Nail Bat Abbott.jpeg|Nail Bat by discord user Zreyta
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File:Allison Nail Bat Abbott.jpeg|Nail Bat by discord user Zreyta
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Abbott.png|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Abbott.png|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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Nail Bat w- Allison Abbott.jpg|Nail Bat by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Nail Bat w- Allison Abbott.jpg|Nail Bat by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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Allison fielding.jpg|Allison fielding by [https://twitter.com/tsawac @tsawac]
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File:Allison fielding.jpg|Allison fielding by [https://twitter.com/tsawac @tsawac]
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KichiroxAllison.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=ArachnidArt}}
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File:KichiroxAllison.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=ArachnidArt}}
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EfRNr0BXkAAs29L.jpg|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=TommysArtys}}
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File:EfRNr0BXkAAs29L.jpg|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=TommysArtys}}
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Kichi Alli Tommy.jpg|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=TommysArtys}}
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File:Kichi Alli Tommy.jpg|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=TommysArtys}}
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Kichi x Alli MxMoz.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Kichi x Alli MxMoz.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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Jaylen-comic by MLeeLunsford.png|Abbott and [[Ron Monstera|Monstera]] discussing the possible resurrection of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Hotdogfingers]] in Season 6, by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}|link=https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1304315926154682368
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File:Jaylen-comic by MLeeLunsford.png|Abbott and [[Ron Monstera|Monstera]] discussing the possible resurrection of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Hotdogfingers]] in Season 6, by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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Abbott Starstruck Fancymancer.png|[[NaN]] (with [[Wyatt Quitter|Quitter]]) starstruck by Allison Abbott, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}|link=https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1304963454323752962
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File:Abbott Starstruck Fancymancer.png|[[NaN]] (with [[Wyatt Quitter|Quitter]]) starstruck by Allison Abbott, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
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54AllisonAbbott.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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File:54AllisonAbbott.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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Allison Abbott Steaks Blaseball.jpg|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Allison Abbott Steaks Blaseball.jpg|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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SteaksFriendsAAGCRSbyMLeeLunsford.jpg|Allison, [[Gallup Crueller]], and [[Rai Spliff]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:SteaksFriendsAAGCRSbyMLeeLunsford.jpg|Allison, [[Gallup Crueller]], and [[Rai Spliff]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Allison Banjo.jpg|Allison with her hubcap banjo by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:AxK.jpg|Allison and [[Kichiro Guerra]] for dressed for Hlomecoming by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Abbott.jpg|Allison Abbott readies herself to fight gods in Season 10 by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Allsion Abbott Steaks Card 2.png|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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File:Allison banjo, Summers dulcimer.jpg|alt=Allison Abbott and Summers Pony on-stage; Allison is standing and playing the banjo, Summers is seated and playing the Appalachian dulcimer|Allison performing with Summers Pony, by [https://twitter.com/tsawac @tsawac]
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File:AllisonGhostGift.jpg|alt=Allison Abbott, a butch woman with light skin and a blonde mullet, sits on a rooftop in front of a greenish-yellow cloudy sunset. Her face is seen in profile. She is wearing a Garages uniform and holding her nailbat.|Allison by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1475475907934662666/photo/1 Cori]
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File:Allison abbott eli.png|alt=A digital drawing of Allison Abbott, a fat butch woman with pale skin and a blonde mullet. She has piercings and is wearing a red flannel around her waist.|Allison by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]
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File:Allison abbott cori.png|alt=A digital drawing of Allison Abbott, a fat white butch woman with light skin and a blonde undercut. She is wearing a blue shirt and has a red jacket tied around her waist and is wearing jeans. She is shown in profile winding up her left arm for a punch. |Allison by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1542889508403912704?s=20&t=hLgsyuFtbmHPAfHOPSE2bA Cori]
 
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Latest revision as of 23:51, 16 January 2023

Art by @MLeeLunsford and by @i_APX_86

Allison Abbott was a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks, and had been with the team since Season β8, Day 56 until being incinerated on Season β17, Day 62. Abbott had played for the Seattle Garages.

Official League Records

Abbott joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

Abbott hit a grand slam against the Miami Dale in the first inning of Season β5, Day 28, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.

On Season β8, Day 56, Abbott was exchanged to the Dallas Steaks due to Feedback. Abbott was replaced by Paula Mason.

During the Coffee Cup, Abbott played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.

During the Season β15 elections, Abbott gained the High Pressure modifcation for the following season due to the Clutch Up blessing.

On Season β17, Day 62, Abbott was incinerated and replaced by Frankie Incarnate.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder and musician. She is known for playing both the stylophone and banjo, and carrying around a bat with nails hammered into it.

I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!

I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. IDGAF.

On the Seattle Garages

Abbott was a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages)[1]. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier on which several Seattle-area underground zines were printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.

Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in Season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."

Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat, which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.

On the Dallas Steaks

Upon her arrival in Dallas in Season 8, Abbott quickly made friends with another newcomer to the team, Rai Spliff. Rai introduced Allison to the world of roller derby through the Dallas Bad Butchers as a place for her to take out aggression between blaseball games. In the first bout Abbott saw, one of the players broke their arm in a nasty fall. Abbott became an instant fan.

Abbott also found herself with more time after being separated from Seattle’s busy music scene. She decided to fill some space by learning the banjo. Abbott had long been interested in delving into folk punk, and this was as good a time as any. Fans of stylophone music are eager to hear the results.

Trivia

Fan Works

The following songs are about Allison Abbott:

Additionally, the following songs mention Allison Abbott:

  1. ↑ No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"


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