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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Stink has previously played for the [[New York Millennials]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Broken Ridge Jazz Hands]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Stink has previously played for the [[New York Millennials]].
  
 
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Revision as of 01:30, 17 January 2023

Albert Stink is a lineup player for the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Stink has previously played for the New York Millennials.

Official League Records

Stink joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the New York Millennials with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β17, Day 87, Stink joined the Millennials' active roster as a result of the Fax Machine ballpark modification, swapping with Sandie Carver.

During the Season β17 elections, Stink retreated to the Millennials' Shadows as a result of the Millennials' Move will.

During the Season β22 elections, Stink gained the Negative modification as a result of the Darkside Flip blessing.

During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Stink fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Community Lore

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Testimony on Albert Stink's Identity

Stories swirl about Albert Stink in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. Wiki archivists have dutifully recorded some of them in a Rumor Registry, summarized for easy research. These are the notes for one story from IF-92.33...

Albert Stink is a carved wooden pangolin marionette said to be carved by Sandie Carver. What had started as a fun prop to practice monologues against led to, via currently unknown means, the animation of Albert Stink.