Albert Stink/Rumor Registry
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Rumors
Albert Stink has 3 Rumors written about so far.
Albert Stink/IF-26.347
Albert Stink woke up one day in the NY Millennials apartment, not far from the fax machine, and realized he had been metamorphosed into a stink bug. Despite seeking to live an authentically free life, he can't help but feel like he is living his life with strings attached, as if he were being controlled like a marionette.
Albert Stink/IF-92.33
Albert Stink is a carved wooden pangolin marionette said to be carved by Sandie Carver. What had started as a fun prop to practice monologues against led to, via currently unknown means, the animation of Albert Stink.
Albert Stink/IF-92.83
Albert Stink is a philosophy major from NYU who awoke one morning finding they had transformed into a stinkbug. After Stink's first official Blaseball game, they had said, "Some metamorphosis this turned out to be," before returning to the dugout and greeting the active Millennials roster.
Create New Rumor
To create a new Rumor for Albert Stink, use the Page Creation tool to the right. The IF number needs to be a randomly generated 4 or 5 digit number with a period placed somewhere within, and it cannot match any numbers currently used on this page. We've generated one for you to use, but feel free to use a different number. This will create a subpage under Albert Stink for inclusion in the main page. Visit Interdimensional Rumor Mill/Guide to read more about how to create a new Rumor.
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