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In Season 5, the Seattle Garages finished fifth in the Evil League and eighth in the ILB. The team experienced no feedbacks, no incinerations, and two lineup reverbs during the season. The Garages received no blessings in the Season 5 Election.
Starting Roster
Lineup | Rotation |
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Bench | Bullpen |
Season
New Lineup Post Day 16 |
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Roster Changes
- On Day 16, the Garages' Lineup was reverbed. (Watch here on Before).
- Batter Greer Gwiffin was so disoriented by the reverb that he immediately hit into a double play.
- Malik Destiny, Theodore Duende, and Oliver Mueller shuffled, leaving Mueller in the leadoff position.
- Luis Acevedo, Lang Richardson, and Allison Abbott shuffled, placing Richardson in the cleanup slot.
- Cedric Spliff and Greer Gwiffin switched places.
- New addition Farrell Seagull was the only player not to change slots.
- On Day 92, the Garages' Lineup was reverbed again. (Watch here on Before).
Notable Games
- On Day 11, pitcher Mike Townsend led the Seattle Garages to a 6-4 victory over the two time ILB champion Hades Tigers, earning the status of credit to the team. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 44, slugger Allison Abbott had bad vibes. (Watch here on Before).
Election Outcomes
Decrees
One Decree affected the Seattle Garages:
- Alternate Reality passed with 52,343 votes and 23% of all decree votes.
- The Alternates are called.
- They take their places.
- Reverberations build...
- Alternates were called for Malik Destiny and Ron Monstera.
Blessings
The Seattle Garages won no blessings but were affected by the following blessings:
- Questioning Their Every Decision blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
- Impaired the minimum vibes of the Houston Spies by 7%
- Impaired the minimum vibes of the Miami Dale by 7%
- Impaired the minimum vibes of the Seattle Garages by 7%
- Impaired the minimum vibes of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands by 7%
- The Moist Talkers had 8% of the vote. The Baltimore Crabs had 14% of the vote. 3,660 votes were cast.
Season Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Redemption Arc
The time of Drought preceding Season 4 marked a major sea change for the Seattle Garages. The devastating loss of four teammates during Season 3 prompted players and fans alike to reconsider internal rivalries. Faced with the very real possibility of death at any time, players resolved to value and respect each other despite their many disagreements. The band even reconciled with perennial pariah Mike Townsend and released a new single mike townsend (is a credit to the team) to commemorate both the band and Mike's changed perspectives.
In The Feedback
In Season 4, the Garages inched even closer to finishing the season with a winning record, continuing the gradual improvements of past seasons. With 6 thumbs per pitcher and hitting fueled by coffee grounds, the band was able to make an even start to the season and even dug themselves out of a midseason slump to finish out just under 0.500 win percentage. Midseason, fans and teammates bid farewell to barista and batter Avila Guzman after a surprise trade to the Miami Dale. Guzman was replaced by artist and intrepid explorer Farrell Seagull. While Avila may be on a cruise, fans are always excited to see her back in Seattle, and welcomed her with a standing ovation during the next Garages-Dale series. The Garages once again missed the postseason, a small price to pay after escaping the season unscathed.
Kill God :3 Nya
The Seattle Garages won no blessings in Season 4. However, the passage of the Alternate Reality abrubtly replaced players Ron Monstera and Malik Destiny with versions of themselves from other dimensions, much to the surprise of everyone at the viewing party. Monstera appeared mostly the same aside from a new first name and sudden interest in Norse mythology. Destiny's alternate was more of a surprise. Despite having the same family background, he was a catboy hailing from Lesser Washington on a quest to kill both the king and the god of his realm. "Meowlik" Destiny, as he is affectionately referred to, readily embraced both the godkilling aspirations of his new teammates and the splort of Blaseball, stating that it was "just as fun" as adventuring.