San Francisco Lovers

San Francisco Lovers
Division	Lawful Good
Ballpark	The PolyHedron
Home Location	San Francisco
Team Slogan	Let's go all the way!
Emoji	💋
Friends	Boston Flowers
Rivals	The Concept of Rivalries
Mascot	MeatCute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate
Captain	Knight Urlacher
Social media	@LoversBlaseball

The San Francisco Lovers are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League, based in San Francisco. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1.

Players

Batters

• Kichiro Guerra
• Kennedy Meh
• Ortiz Lopez
• Don Mitchell
• Sigmund Castillo
• Knight Urlacher
• Theo King
• Helga Moreno
• Helga Burton

Pitchers

• Milo Brown
• Yosh Carpenter
• Parker Meng
• Percival Wheeler
• Sandford Garner

Alumni

• Paul Barnes - Incinerated (Season 3, Day 5)
• Miguel Javier - Incinerated (Season 3, Day 11)

Season Results

Season 1

• Due to interference from the opening The Book of Blaseball, history around the end of Season 1 is vague and ephemeral. However, blaseball historians have collectively agreed that on Season 1 Day 98, the San Francisco Lovers held a record of 38 Wins and 59 Losses and placed 4th in the Lawful Good Division. Thanks to postseason artifacts discovered, we do know that the Lovers did not make playoffs.

• The San Francisco Lovers received no blessings at the end of Season 1.

Season 2

Season 2 to Season 3 comparison.

• The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of 29 Wins and 70 Losses. They placed last in the Lawful Good Division, the Good League, and the Internet Blaseball League overall. However, they had a good time out there.

• The Lovers were blessed with performance enhancing demons despite having 0% of the vote. Speculation on the nature of the demons suggests that they may have been Succubi, lured to the Lovers due to a kinship with the philosophies of the team.

• Kichiro Guerra was also blessed with BLOODLUST, which manifested as a burning desire to bring True Love back to the world.

• The Lovers were granted the fourth strike by decree.

Season 3

• The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of 59 Wins and 40 Losses. They placed top of the Lawful Good Division and joint second in the Good League overall alongside the Charleston Shoe Thieves. They progressed to the playoffs, finishing in the top four after beating the Charleston Shoe Thieves 3 games to 1 in the quarter finals and losing out to the New York Millennials 3 games to 1 in the semis.

• Paul Barnes and Miguel Javier were incinerated by rogue umpires. They are succeeded by Sandford Garner and Kennedy Meh respectively.

• Kichiro Guerra suffered an allergic reaction when swallowing a stray peanut.

Notable Events

The Long Romantic Walk on the Blaseball Field (Season 2, Day 78)

• During the third game of the series against the New York Millennials, The Lovers secured an unprecedented 18-4 home victory and secured the clean sweep after walking nearly every single point. Rumors that Millennials pitcher Fynn Doyle had been seduced or blinded by love remain unconfirmed. When interviewed after the game, Lovers grand-slam hitter Sigmund Castillo had this to say: "I'm just happy to be out there with my favorite people."

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

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The San Francisco Lovers were founded due to the enthusiasm of their captain, Knight Urlacher—the only current member of the roster to have any previous Blaseball experience. The rest of the San Francisco Lovers team were sourced from Knight's expansive sprawling polyamorous relationships. The roster is now made up of supportive partners, eager to encourage Knight Urlacher to pursue their dreams. Originally sponsored by Miguel Javier's Etsy store, the team ultimately decided to shun corporate sponsorship and are now instead sponsored by the feeling of seeing your partner again after having not seen them for a while. This sponsorship allowed the team to relocate to their current stadium, The PolyHedron.

Staff

• MeatCute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate - Mascot

Fan Art

Logo by Cobaltcakes.