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|former=[[New York Millennials]] | |former=[[New York Millennials]] | ||
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| − | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a | + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and has been with the team since [[Season 18]], Day 55. Hunter has played for the [[New York Millennials]]. |
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Hunter played for [[Cream & Sugar United]] as a lineup player. | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Hunter played for [[Cream & Sugar United]] as a lineup player. | ||
| − | On [[Season 15]], Day 11, [[Chorby Soul]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] hit Hunter with a pitch, causing Hunter to be | + | On [[Season 15]], Day 11, [[Chorby Soul]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] hit Hunter with a pitch, causing Hunter to be '''{{ModLink|Observed}}'''. Later, after play ended on Day 15, Hunter disappeared from the [[New York Millennials]] lineup, and they were [[Investigation|'''Redacted''']]. |
On [[Season 17]], Day 55, Hunter exited the [[Investigation#Secret Base|Secret Base]] at [[Tastycake Stadium]], losing '''{{ModLink|Redacted}}''' and gaining the '''{{ModLink|Attractor}}''' modification. Upon being batted in by [[Oliver Loofah]], Hunter joined the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' bench. | On [[Season 17]], Day 55, Hunter exited the [[Investigation#Secret Base|Secret Base]] at [[Tastycake Stadium]], losing '''{{ModLink|Redacted}}''' and gaining the '''{{ModLink|Attractor}}''' modification. Upon being batted in by [[Oliver Loofah]], Hunter joined the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' bench. | ||
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| + | On [[Season 18]], Day 55, Hunter joined the Shoe Thieves' active roster in exchange for [[Oscar Dollie]] as a result of [[Choux Stadium]]'s '''{{ModLink|Fax Machine}}''', becoming a pitcher in the process. | ||
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==Blaseball Career== | ==Blaseball Career== | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
Hunter is of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585048422322177</ref> Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585051157004289</ref> It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by [[incineration]], but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration. | Hunter is of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585048422322177</ref> Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585051157004289</ref> It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by [[incineration]], but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration. | ||
| − | + | Hunter specializes in stealing Crocs. | |
| − | A recording of | + | A recording of Hunter's walkup theme has somehow escaped the Shoe Thieves Stadium, despite several countermeasures. It can be heard here: |
[[File:She-Run Ren.ogg]] | [[File:She-Run Ren.ogg]] | ||
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==Personal Life== | ==Personal Life== | ||
| − | + | Hunter is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] batter [[Boyfriend Monreal]], although the exact nature of this relationship is unclear. Hunter has declined to speak publicly on the issue, and in a XX53 interview, Monreal simply stated "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass." | |
| − | + | Hunter used to go on weekend hunting trips<ref>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u28l0ZCxx22RygecUfe28zY02Z-meapf_7MuWLgHfMc/edit?usp=drivesdk</ref>with [[Hades Tigers]] Batter and Possession Transference Vessel Resident [[Landry Violence]]. She has declined all questions on Violence since the incineration. | |
==Fan Works== | ==Fan Works== | ||
<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
| − | File:Ren Hunter kyl armstrong.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/kyl_armstrong/status/1291940052256399362 kyl_armstrong] | + | File:Ren Hunter kyl armstrong.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/kyl_armstrong/status/1291940052256399362 @kyl_armstrong] |
File:Players-ren-03.png|L'il Ren by [https://twitter.com/andreastreeter/status/1342961379691671557 @AndreaStreeter] | File:Players-ren-03.png|L'il Ren by [https://twitter.com/andreastreeter/status/1342961379691671557 @AndreaStreeter] | ||
File:Ren miniblaseball.png|Miniblaseballer by [https://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky] | File:Ren miniblaseball.png|Miniblaseballer by [https://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky] | ||
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{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|millennials}} | {{FormerTeamCategorySelector|millennials}} | ||
| + | [[Category:Original Players]] | ||
[[Category:Entities that have dated Boyfriend Monreal]] | [[Category:Entities that have dated Boyfriend Monreal]] | ||
[[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | ||
[[Category:Cream & Sugar United]] | [[Category:Cream & Sugar United]] | ||
Revision as of 23:35, 12 May 2021
Ren Hunter is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Season 18, Day 55. Hunter has played for the New York Millennials.
Official League Records
Hunter joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with the Return of Blaseball.
On Season 4, Day 83, Hunter was exchanged to the New York Millennials due to Feedback. Hunter was replaced by Richardson Games.
During the Coffee Cup, Hunter played for Cream & Sugar United as a lineup player.
On Season 15, Day 11, Chorby Soul of the Seattle Garages hit Hunter with a pitch, causing Hunter to be Observed. Later, after play ended on Day 15, Hunter disappeared from the New York Millennials lineup, and they were Redacted.
On Season 17, Day 55, Hunter exited the Secret Base at Tastycake Stadium, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Oliver Loofah, Hunter joined the Charleston Shoe Thieves' bench.
On Season 18, Day 55, Hunter joined the Shoe Thieves' active roster in exchange for Oscar Dollie as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine, becoming a pitcher in the process.
Blaseball Career
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Hunter is of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"[1] Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.[2] It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by incineration, but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration.
Hunter specializes in stealing Crocs.
A recording of Hunter's walkup theme has somehow escaped the Shoe Thieves Stadium, despite several countermeasures. It can be heard here:
You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.
Personal Life
Hunter is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with Kansas City Breath Mints batter Boyfriend Monreal, although the exact nature of this relationship is unclear. Hunter has declined to speak publicly on the issue, and in a XX53 interview, Monreal simply stated "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."
Hunter used to go on weekend hunting trips[3]with Hades Tigers Batter and Possession Transference Vessel Resident Landry Violence. She has declined all questions on Violence since the incineration.
Fan Works
L'il Ren by @AndreaStreeter
Miniblaseballer by @HetreaSky
Ren on the Thieves by @glassgoblin
Version of Ren on the Millennials by @glassgoblin
References
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Miguel Peterson | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | Tastycake Stadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sam Hinkie · The City of Philadelphia · The Philadelphia Philling | |
| Places | Jessica Telephone Memorial Skatepark | |
| History | Philly Pies' History · Philladeltrix: The Marquis of Pain · My Roomie Ruslan · Philly Pie· Philly Cakes | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Pie or Die. | ||
