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'''Randy Dennis''' is a lineup player for the [[Miami Dalé]]. Dennis replaced [[Jenna Maldonado]], who was incinerated on [[Season 2]], Day 23.   
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'''Randy Dennis''' is a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]]. Dennis replaced [[Jenna Maldonado]], who was incinerated on [[Season 2]], Day 23.   
  
 
== Peanut Allergy ==
 
== Peanut Allergy ==
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==Career==
 
==Career==
One day when the [[Miami Dalé]] were having a post-game beach party, [[Caleb Novak]] was thrown from their airboat during a race with [[Raúl Leal]] and was briefly knocked unconscious (Novak later described the experience as "mad dope"). Dennis, who had been grazing in Biscayne Bay, saw the accident happen and helped Novak to the surface, saving his life. Dennis was immediately inducted into the team via the customary underwater keg stand.         
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One day when the [[Miami Dale]] were having a post-game beach party, [[Caleb Novak]] was thrown from their airboat during a race with [[Raúl Leal]] and was briefly knocked unconscious (Novak later described the experience as "mad dope"). Dennis, who had been grazing in Biscayne Bay, saw the accident happen and helped Novak to the surface, saving his life. Dennis was immediately inducted into the team via the customary underwater keg stand.         
  
 
Given their blaseball background, Dennis is actually a completely satisfactory addition to the team despite their unorthodox recruitment.         
 
Given their blaseball background, Dennis is actually a completely satisfactory addition to the team despite their unorthodox recruitment.         
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Dennis is vegan and a member of the First United Methodist Church of Miami.  
 
Dennis is vegan and a member of the First United Methodist Church of Miami.  
  
Dennis often serves as the Dalé's Designated Boater.
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Revision as of 16:58, 14 September 2020

Randy Dennis is a lineup player for the Miami Dale. Dennis replaced Jenna Maldonado, who was incinerated on Season 2, Day 23.

Peanut Allergy

Dennis was known as a reliable hitter for the team until an allergic reaction to peanuts on Season 3, Day 36 caused a significant reduction in their rating.



COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Early Life

Dennis is a Florida manatee (Trichechus manatus latirostris) who loved blaseball from a young age, playing 3rd Blase at the statewide competitive level throughout middle and high school.


Career

One day when the Miami Dale were having a post-game beach party, Caleb Novak was thrown from their airboat during a race with Raúl Leal and was briefly knocked unconscious (Novak later described the experience as "mad dope"). Dennis, who had been grazing in Biscayne Bay, saw the accident happen and helped Novak to the surface, saving his life. Dennis was immediately inducted into the team via the customary underwater keg stand.

Given their blaseball background, Dennis is actually a completely satisfactory addition to the team despite their unorthodox recruitment.

Their fans like to yell "Flippers up!" and raise their forelimbs in support or celebration of Dennis.


Charity Works

Dennis is very active in the local community, organizing philanthropic activities for the team as well as mentoring youth in both splorts and community theater. They sponsor the annual Tees for Tots event, which brings together the manatee community to fund a no-cost tee-blall league for marginalized children.

In past years they have not made commemorative shirts for the event. "I don't want people to get confused about what we're here to do," Dennis said in response to the suggestion.


Personal Life

Dennis is vegan and a member of the First United Methodist Church of Miami.

Dennis often serves as the Dale's Designated Boater.


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