Talk:Randy Dennis

Randy is mentioned in two updates to Seraph's IRMs.

Musician Seraph: "Seraph happily went about befriending the Canada Moist Talkers, in particular Mueller and fellow punk rocker Randy Dennis. The trio and various other Moist Talkers members have had a number of bands, most of which are now defunct."

Replica Seraph: "Now in the shadows, rep has decided to make the most of repli time and has vowed to have new experiences. Rep is often joined by Randy Dennis, Jenkins Good, and Ziwa Mueller on reps adventures, which have included skydiving, scuba diving, cave diving, racecar driving, and trying to find the perfect pet to adopt."

Over the past year, a handful of alternate interpretations of Randy Dennis have taken form, with one interpretation (Skater Girl Randy) particularly gaining presence on the Atlantis Georgias. To account for these alternate interpretations, I plan on moving the current content of Randy's page to an IRM, to allow more Randy Dennis IRMs to be written in the future. All current lore for Randy Dennis will remain untouched. The IRM should be in filebox format.

The IRM has now been installed!

I plan to update the tenses of the existing lore on this page in anticipation of additions from either of Randy's subsequent teams. I'd also like to add this blurb under the Career section: "As of the Season 22 Elections, Dennis has played for three of the ILB's four wet teams: the Miami Dale, the Canada Moist Talkers, and the Atlantis Georgias. Also notable is that Dennis's trades to Canada and Atlantis could be considered wimdies, with 6% and 1% of the vote, respectively."

Quote from an article that appeared in a Miami newspaper during Season 10, following Bong's departure from the Dale and apparent conscription to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

Miami’s Legendary Legume: Inside the Shell of the Discipline Era

Byline: Miami Gerald

According to Jasmine Washington, Bong's absence has hit some harder than others. "Don't tell him I said this, but Randy [Dennis] is really struggling without Nutty. They were very close, and I think he's a bit lost, trying to figure out how best to keep going without them here. He's... he's trying to be a Mall Goth," said Washington, referencing an alternative subculture that combines a dark aesthetic with air-conditioned loitering for the purpose of preserving their heavy eye makeup. "I heard him on the phone with [former Dale hitter] Hahn Fox. I think he was trying to call her a "prep" but, as you know, Randy is incapable of being mean so he called her a "pep." She was thrilled. He was crushed." She sighs, clearly worried. "Another time, I took him to the animal rescue because we love petting the puppies there. They have a little pet shop area, right? Randy tried to steal a spiked collar. I say 'tried' because he turned around, started crying, and gave it back. Luckily they just thought he didn't like it. Anyway, he's pretty upset. He's started buying Crocs. Everyone knows that's a gateway sandal."