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<small>For more detailed reviews of the Millennials' seasons, see [[New York Millennials/History#Season Reviews|New York Millennials/History.]]</small>
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''For more detailed recaps of the Millennials' seasons, see [[New York Millennials/History#Season Reviews|New York Millennials/History.]]''
 
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In the Season 4 [[Season 4#Election Results|Elections]], the Millennials were hit with '''Targeted Shame''', which states that should the Millennials be shamed in Season 5, they would start the next run with negative runs equal to their shame.
 
  
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In the Season 6 [[Season 6#Election Results|Elections]], the Millennials won the [[Season 6#Blessings |'''Ooze''']] and[[Season 6#Blessings | '''The Best Defense''']] blessings.
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== Election Results ==
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|'''Soul Swap''' (26%)
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|'''Soul Swap''' (26%)
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''Stats were randomized for the team's five worst players: [[Theodore Cervantes]], [[Fynn Doyle]], [[Richardson Games]], [[Winnie Mccall|Winnie McCall]], and [[Conrad Vaughan]].''
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|The '''Fourth Strike''' decree applied Fourth Strike to NYM for Season 3.
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|'''Evil Wind Sprints''' (29%)
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|'''Exile''', won by the [[Hades Tigers]], saw [[Mclaughlin Scorpler]] move to the Tigers in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]].
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|The '''Targeted Shame''' decree applied Targeted Shame to NYM for Season 5.
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The '''Getting In Their Heads (Literally)''' blessing, won by the [[Boston Flowers]], impaired the NYM maximum vibes by 7%.
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In the Season 7 [[Season 7#Election Results|Elections]], the Millennials won the '''[[Season 7#Blessings|Hot Sauce Packet]]''' blessing, making [[Sandie Turner]] have the [[Modifications|Spicy modification]].
 
  
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In the Season 8 [[Season 8#Election Results|Elections]], the Millennials swapped divisions with the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] as part of the '''[[Season 8#Blessings|Subleague Swap]]''' blessing, moving New York to Mild High for Season 9.
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'''Collect Call''' (25%)
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''Team power was boosted by 10%.''
  
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In the Season 9 [[Season 9#Election Results|Elections]], the Millennials were subject to Targeted Shame and the Fifth Base.
 
  
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==Team Overview==
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'''The Best Defense''' (36%)
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{{Community Lore}}
 
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=== Team History ===
 
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<small>For more on the Millennials' history, see [[New York Millennials/History]].</small>
 
  
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===Corporate Sponsorships===
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''The best hitting pitcher, [[Bates Bentley]], and the worst hitter, [[Penelope Mathews]], swapped positions.''
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|'''The Iffey Jr.''' (56%)
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|'''Hot Sauce Packet''' (2%)
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''[[Sandie Turner]] became Spicy.''
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|The '''Shame Bubble''' blessing, won by the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Hawaii Fridays]], was applied to NYM for Season 8.
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|'''Subleague Swap''' (38%)
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|The '''Subleague Swap''' blessing, won by the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], moved NYM to the Mild High division.
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|'''Grab and Smash''' (42%)
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|The '''Fifth Base Bubble''' blessing, won by the [[Baltimore Crabs]], applied Fifth Base to NYM for Season 10.
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The '''Hot Sauce Bar''' blessing, won by the [[Seattle Garages]], applied Spicy to Charlatan Seabright.
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The '''Shame Bubble''' blessing, won by the [[Boston Flowers]], applied Targeted Shame to NYM for Season 10.
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<br />{{Community Lore}}
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==Corporate Sponsorships==
 
After [[Basethirst (drink)|Basethirst's]] failed launch attempt and mysterious reappearance on shelves, A sponsorship deal was announced on the Millennials twitter account, with Dominic Marijuana acting as the face of the brand. Both the [[Ceaseless Thist Corporation|Ceaseless Thirst Corporation]] and the ownership of the Millennials have refused to comment on whether players other than Marijuana are being paid for the sponsorship, leading to widespread criticism and light rioting from the anti-capitalist wings of the fan base. Dominic avoided backlash from fans and fellow players when it was revealed that his sponsorship money was being used to help Blaseball stadium janitors try out for the [[New York Blittle League]] team.
 
After [[Basethirst (drink)|Basethirst's]] failed launch attempt and mysterious reappearance on shelves, A sponsorship deal was announced on the Millennials twitter account, with Dominic Marijuana acting as the face of the brand. Both the [[Ceaseless Thist Corporation|Ceaseless Thirst Corporation]] and the ownership of the Millennials have refused to comment on whether players other than Marijuana are being paid for the sponsorship, leading to widespread criticism and light rioting from the anti-capitalist wings of the fan base. Dominic avoided backlash from fans and fellow players when it was revealed that his sponsorship money was being used to help Blaseball stadium janitors try out for the [[New York Blittle League]] team.
  

Revision as of 13:55, 12 October 2020

For other uses, see Millennials (disambiguation).

The New York Millennials are a Blaseball team in the Mild High division of the Mild League. For Seasons 1-5, they played in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. For Season 6-8, they played in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1, and claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball[1]".

Roster

Lineup

Pitchers

Select Tlopps Blaseball Cards can be found here.

Former Players

Incinerated

Feedback Swaps

Transferred

Season Results

For more detailed recaps of the Millennials' seasons, see New York Millennials/History.

Season Record Division Rank Subleague Rank Postseason
1 46-53 5th 8th Did not qualify
2 44-55 5th 8th Did not qualify
3 70-29 1st 1st Round of 8: Won 3-1 over the Dallas Steaks

Round of 4: Won 3-1 over the San Francisco Lovers

Finals: Lost 3-2 to the Hades Tigers

4 58-41 1st 2nd Round of 8: Won 3-1 over the Dallas Steaks

Round of 4: Won 3-2 over the Chicago Firefighters

Finals: Lost 3-0 to the Hades Tigers

5 64-35 1st 2nd Round of 8: Lost 3-1 to the Chicago Firefighters
6 51-48 4th 5th Did not qualify
7 55-44 4th 4th Round of 8: Lost 3-0 to the Baltimore Crabs
8 50-49 2nd 5th Did not qualify
9 44-55 5th 8th Did not qualify

Election Results

Season High Bidder On Blessings Won Other Election Effects
1 No data available None None
2 Soul Swap (26%) Soul Swap (26%)

Stats were randomized for the team's five worst players: Theodore Cervantes, Fynn Doyle, Richardson Games, Winnie McCall, and Conrad Vaughan.

The Fourth Strike decree applied Fourth Strike to NYM for Season 3.
3 Evil Wind Sprints (29%) None Exile, won by the Hades Tigers, saw Mclaughlin Scorpler move to the Tigers in exchange for Alyssa Harrell.
4 Evil Wind Sprints (46%) None The Targeted Shame decree applied Targeted Shame to NYM for Season 5.


The Getting In Their Heads (Literally) blessing, won by the Boston Flowers, impaired the NYM maximum vibes by 7%.

5 Mutual Aid (22%) None None
6 The Best Defense (36%)


Collect Call (25%)

Ooze (3%)

Team power was boosted by 10%.


The Best Defense (36%)

The best hitting pitcher, Bates Bentley, and the worst hitter, Penelope Mathews, swapped positions.

None
7 The Iffey Jr. (56%) Hot Sauce Packet (2%)

Sandie Turner became Spicy.

The Shame Bubble blessing, won by the Hawaii Fridays, was applied to NYM for Season 8.
8 Subleague Swap (38%) None The Subleague Swap blessing, won by the Mexico City Wild Wings, moved NYM to the Mild High division.
9 Grab and Smash (42%) None The Fifth Base Bubble blessing, won by the Baltimore Crabs, applied Fifth Base to NYM for Season 10.


The Hot Sauce Bar blessing, won by the Seattle Garages, applied Spicy to Charlatan Seabright.


The Shame Bubble blessing, won by the Boston Flowers, applied Targeted Shame to NYM for Season 10.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Corporate Sponsorships

After Basethirst's failed launch attempt and mysterious reappearance on shelves, A sponsorship deal was announced on the Millennials twitter account, with Dominic Marijuana acting as the face of the brand. Both the Ceaseless Thirst Corporation and the ownership of the Millennials have refused to comment on whether players other than Marijuana are being paid for the sponsorship, leading to widespread criticism and light rioting from the anti-capitalist wings of the fan base. Dominic avoided backlash from fans and fellow players when it was revealed that his sponsorship money was being used to help Blaseball stadium janitors try out for the New York Blittle League team.

In response to the Basethirst sponsorship, The Millennials Players Union are officially partnered with the Plabst Blue Ribbon Workers' Union.

Staff


Fan Culture

For more on the Millennialls' mascots, see New York Millennials/Fan Culture.

Chants/Mantras

  • "LET'S GO MILLS BABY LOVE DA MILLS" (LGMBLDM)
  • "ALWAYS BET DA MILLS BLABY" (ABDMB)
  • Call: "WHOSE HOUSE?"
    • Response: "NOT OURS WE RENT"
  • "[name/pronoun]'S WALKIN' HERE" (after a walk)
  • "BAN GROUND" (after a ground out)
  • "IT'S LIT" (bases loaded)
  • "FLY THE AVO" (after a win)
  • Player-Specific Chants:

Fan Art

For more Millennialls' fan art, see New York Millennials/Fan Art.

New York Millennials Alt Logo by ReleaseTheChimp
New York Millennials Alt Logo by ReleaseTheChimp
Logo by Cobaltcakes.
New York Millennials Alt Logo by Annana
New York Millennials Alt Logo by Annana
"The Mills" New York Millennials lettering by andreastreeter
Millennials Alt Logo by OrigamiAndroid



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