New York Blittle League

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The New York Blittle League has numerous teams, with many boroughs or counties in New York and/or New Jersey having at least one team. Some of the more well known teams include the Battin' Island Zoomers and the Bronx Stonks.

List of New York Blittle League Teams

  • Battin' Island Zoomers
  • Bronx Stonks
  • Brooklyn Orgainic Freelance Artists (BOFA)
  • Fort Lee Fighting
  • Hoboken Hobklins
  • Jersey City Chillers
  • Manhattan Rent
  • Mt Vernon Presidents
  • Newark Airports
  • Queens Flush (The Flush of Queens)
  • Union City REDACTED
  • Upstate Downstates
  • Weehawken Wee Hawks
  • West New York Wicked Witches (The Wicked Witches of West New York)
  • Yonkers Yonkees

Battin' Island Zoomers

Thought to be something of a farm league for the New York Millennials ILB franchise, the Zoomers over the years have been the home of a number of talents. Notable talents include Sandie Turner and Nandy Fantastic.

Bronx Stonks

The Bronx Stonks are a up and coming team within the New York Blittle League. The team has won the title of Most Improved 3 years in a row.

Their current roster is:

  • Jonie Doughboie
  • Eric Today
  • REDACTED Gardener
  • Mannequin REDACTED
  • REDACTED Batterson

Hoboken Hobgoblins

Notable New York Millennials player Nandy Fantastic started their blaseball career on the Hobgoblins until they relocated and joined the Battin' Island Zoomers alongside their Zoomers rival-turned-best friend, Sandie Turner.

Manhattan Rent

Not much is known about the Manhattan Rent. Scrap Murphy was formerly a coach for this team before joining the New York Millennials.

New York Generation Z Blittle League

New York Generation Z, affectionately referred to as NYGENZ, is Battin' Island's Blittle League Team. They are a collection of janitors and young people hoping to make it big in the Blaseball world.

Until her graduation from high school and acceptance to Columbia University, their social media was managed by Gennzy Mills, a batter for NYGENZ and general menace.

Notable Rivalries include: NYGENZ vs Ranch Dressing, NYGENZ vs Climate Change, NYGENZ vs Generational Wealth, NYGENZ vs Social Anxiety, NYGENZ vs Impending Doom, NYGENZ vs Nihilism, NYGENZ vs Minimum Wage, NYGENZ vs Times Tables.


Dominic Marijuana of the New York Millennials is known to spend most of his Basethirst (drink) endorsement checks to provide transportation for the underpaid janitorial staff of other franchises for Vibe Checks (replacement for tryouts, see below)


The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players.