Kelvin Drumsolo

Kelvin Drumsolo
Drawing of kelvin drumsolo. Ze has fire for hair and a half-burnt hard hat, and a wheelchair fitted out with a drumkit. The wheelchair has legs instead of wheels and extra arms to play drums with. Art by EpicToast
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Core Mechanics
Status	active
Batting	(5.2)
Pitching	(2.1)
Defense	(3.3)
Running	(4.7)
Modifications	NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Cap of Vitality ●● Glove of Vanity ●○
Dates Active	Mar 4, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Unknown
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	O
Fate	32

Kelvin Drumsolo is a lineup player for the Core Mechanics, and has been with the team since the Descension.

Official League Records

Drumsolo joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.

In Day 69 of Season 19, the Mechanics faced the Dallas Steaks with every other batter in their Lineup sent Elsewhere. Kelvin Drumsolo was the sole batter for almost three innings, repeatedly replaced by themselves at bat without the benefit of a Repeating modification, and culminating with batting a Triple while also simultaneously occupating all other three bases.

On Season 20, Day 24, Drumsolo was   in a game with Peanut weather by Dallas Steaks lineup player Jessica Telephone.

On Season 21, Day 2, Drumsolo was freed from their shell by birds. On Day 6, Drumsolo was swept   and gained the Negative modification as a result of Cannonball Sports' Undertaker modification. On Day 104, Drumsolo retreated to the Mechanics' shadows in exchange for Polkadot Patterson at Core Pillar Center via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Background

Kelvin Drumsolo is a founding member of the Core Mechanics, and was with the team during both Ascension and Descension. Drumsolo has never confirmed whether zir name, 'Kelvin', came as a result of the odd temperature effects surrounding zir. Nevertheless, Drumsolo is notable for being literally on fire at all times. It was believed that this protected zir from Incineration while playing Blaseball, however due to a total blood transfer with zir ex-spouse this is no longer the case.

Personal Life

Drumsolo has alluded to the fact that ze has been married and divorced several times, allegedly to the same person, believed to be fellow blaseball player Kelvin Andante. Drumsolo and Andante also make up avant-garde noise/classical/electronicore-Core band, Kelvin and the Kelvins. Drumsolo was born without legs and built zir own mobility device, a wheelchair seat supported by a multitude of mechanical legs and limbs. Drumsolo uses these, and the four separate drumkits affixed to zir chair, to drum at all times.

Absolute Hot

It has been alleged that Drumsolo could reach Absolute Hot (theorized by some to be 1.416785(71)×10^32 degrees Kelvin) if ze gave an impressive enough performance. Pursuit of this goal has reportedly caused issues with zir social life and blaseball career, though Drumsolo responds to all questions on this by skittering away at high speeds playing the drums. This goal has also generated some controversy among physicists within the Core - some maintaining that potentially destroying everything by taking reality to its melting point is an unthinkable risk, while others feel that knowing the true maximum temperature would answer a lot of "very big questions" and be "pretty cool, or, I guess hot, haha" and that those opposed are "just a bunch of unscientific cowards."

Fan Works

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  Art by Australia-Hungary#9082.

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  kelvin drumsolo by @legallyjorts

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