Difference between revisions of "Jacob Haynes"

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Jacob "Just A Guy" Haynes is a player for the Boston Flowers. Haynes has been with the team since Season One.

Official League Records

In Season Two, he led the league with a .500 OBP.

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History

We know nothing about him. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.

Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.

Haynes' obsession with third base remains unexplained.

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	'''Jacob "Just A Guy" Haynes''' is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Haynes has been with the team since [[Season_1\|Season One]].		'''Jacob "Just A Guy" Haynes''' is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Haynes has been with the team since [[Season_1\|Season One]].

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