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"Iced" Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. Keyes has been with the Flowers since Season 1.

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Keyes ate a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction during Season 3, increasing their rating from ★★★ stars to ★★★★ stars.

At the end of Season 4, Keyes was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in a decrease in rating from ★★★★ stars to ★½ star. Then, the Exploratory Surgeries blessing randomized Keyes' stats, resulting in an overall ★ rating.

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 At the end of [[Season 4]], Keyes was affected by the [[Season 4#Decrees|Alternate Reality]] Decree, resulting in a decrease in rating from ★★★★ stars to ★½ star. Then, the [[Season 4#Blessings|Exploratory Surgeries]] blessing randomized Keyes' stats, resulting in an overall ★ rating.
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-== History ==
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-She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem.
-In XX12 Keyes was created by the now-defunct ''Dunkies Donuts'' Corporation as a prototype human replacement that only ran on Dunkies. As such, her torso is a forty gallon chamber containing only iced coffee. Keyes eventually defected from the company after her AI became self-aware and she discovered emotions, the forefront of which were loves for music, botany, and the sport of Blaseball.
-Allegedly, Keyes lives under bleacher rows H-Y at ''Grand Seraph'' stadium. It is unknown why Keyes lives there. When asked in an interview as to their unusual home, they replied "I like it.", providing absolutely no further insight.
-Keyes is known to visit the destroyed ''Dunkies Donuts'' HQ from time to time. What they do there is unknown, but they always return with a full reservoir of coffee.
-They are the half-sibling to EITHER [[Zion Aliciakeyes|Zion]] or [[Curry Aliciakeyes|Curry]] Aliciakeyes, but it is unclear which. All three players have refused to answer any questions in regards to the matter.
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