Dallas Steaks

Dallas Steaks
Logo by @Cobaltcakes
Division	Lawful Good
Ballpark	George Foreman Stadium
Home Location	Dallas, Texas
Team Slogan	Well done.
Emoji	🥩
Rivals	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Mascot	The Grill Master
Social media	@dallassteaks

The Dallas Steaks are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1.

Roster

Lineup

• Cory Ross
• Kline Greenlemon
• Paula Mason
• Summers Pony
• Sebastian Telephone
• Sam Scandal
• Stevenson Monstera
• August Mina
• Marco Stink

Pitchers

• Leach Herman
• Orville Manco
• Conner Haley
• Ronan Jaylee
• Gabriel Griffith

Select Tlopps cards can be found here.

Former Players

Incinerated

• Lars Mendoza (Season 2 Day 51; replaced by Marco Stink)
• Zi Delacruz (Season 2 Day 72; replaced by Thomas Kirby)
• Langley Wheeler (Postseason 3 Day 103; replaced by Kline Greenlemon)

Blessings, Trades, and Feedback

• Jessica Telephone (stolen by Philly Pies in Postseason 1 Election; replaced by August Mina)
• Thomas Kirby (swapped with Chicago Firefighters in Season 4 Day 4; replaced by Paula Mason)

Season Results

Season 1

The Dallas Steaks finished Season 1 as one of the 4 top scoring teams in the Good League, and advanced to the Internet Series playoffs. They were defeated and eliminated in the first round of the playoffs by the Chicago Firefighters.

Season 2

The Steaks had an excellent Season 2, and ended the season with the best record in the League: 72 wins and 27 losses, securing themselves a seat in the Playoffs as the #1 seed from the Good League.

Despite taking an early 2 game lead in their Round 1 Playoff match versus the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Steaks were unable to clinch a third game win, and were eventually defeated by the Shoe Thieves 3-2 and eliminated from the Playoffs.

The Steaks did not receive any Blessings at the end of Season 2.

Season 3

The Steaks faced tough competition in the Good League in Season 3. The Steaks had not been beefed up by any Season 2 Blessings, and 3 of their opponents in the Good League had received the powerful 4th Strike. The Steaks had a raw start to the season, going 0-3 in their first 3 games. After 28 games, the Steak's record was a pathetic 11-17. Many critics raked the Steaks over the coals, declaring the team burnt out, past their prime, or just plain cooked.

However, as the season progressed, the Steaks proved that they still had a little sizzle left in them. The team avoided the allergic reactions and incinerations that hamstrung many other teams during the season, and gradually warmed up and began bringing home the bacon for eager Steaks fans. With fan-favorite hitter Marco Stink gaining a star and a half after a peanut-assisted Yummy Reaction, the Steaks began to develop a depth of talent on the field that rivaled their depth of flavor off of it.

Near the end of Season 3, the Steaks found themselves in a spicy battle with the Yellowstone Magic for the final Good League postseason qualifier position. Where other, softer teams might have crumbled, the well-seasoned Steaks proved they could take the heat, smoking the Los Angeles Tacos 5-1 to finish the season 55-44 and make the cut for the post season over the 53-46 Magic. Well Done indeed!

The Steaks were defeated 3-1 in the first round of the Season 3 Postseason by the New York Millennials.

The Steaks did not receive any blessings in the Season 3 election.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Stadium

The George Foreman Stadium was built in Arlington, Texas on what used to be a Glolf course. The stadium is constructed in the shape of a ribeye steak.

The rest of this section will contain a brief history of the Steaks, once they have one. For more information, please see Dallas Steaks/History.

Staff

For a list of all current and former staff members, see Dallas Steaks/Staff.

The current coach of the Dallas Steaks is Coach. Philomena A. Minyon is the general manager.

Mascots

For a list of all current and former mascots, see Dallas Steaks/Mascots.

The current mascot for the Steaks' is The Grill Master, a rotating position of local fans who embrace the grill.

Fan Culture

For more on the Dallas Steaks' fan culture, see Dallas Steaks/Fan Culture

Fans of the Dallas Steaks are most commonly known as Meatheads, Grillers, Cowpokes, and Grilldads. They pride themselves on their acceptance of just about anyone, with no regard for gender, race, religion or sexual orientation, so long as they enjoy a good cookout (actual steak is optional).

Stadium

The George Foreman Stadium was built in Arlington, Texas on what used to be a Glolf course. The stadium is constructed in the shape of a ribeye steak.

Minor League Teams

Triple-A: Mesquite Cutlets

Double-A: Ponder Osas

Single-A: Alma X's

Fan Art

To be added. Also see, Dallas Steaks/Fan Art.