Philomena A. Minyon

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Philomena A. Minyon (she/her) is the general manager for the Dallas Steaks.

Until Combs Estes joined the Steaks in Season β4, Minyon was the only person employed by the Steaks who wore a suit, but fans have consistently said that Minyon's cool, confident demeanor gives this usually formal attire a rather casual air.


  • She likes it when you call her Phil.
  • Has formed a fast friendship with Estes, bonding over their shared fashion sense.
  • During press conferences, will occasionally answer questions in iambic pentameter with rhyming couplets to close the verse.