Baby Doyle

Baby Doyle
Art by Katie in the Blaseball Discord
Basic Information
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Wicker man ceremony
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	O No
Fate	13
Soulscream	EIEOEEIEOEEIEAXXIEAXXIHAAEAHAAEAHAOAAOAOAAOA
Other Background Information
Instrument	Swanee whistle

Baby Doyle is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Doyle has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.

Official League Records

On Season 6, Day 23, Doyle siphoned some of New York Millennials pitcher Fynn Doyle's baserunning ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

During the Coffee Cup, Doyle played for Inter Xpresso as a lineup player.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Early Life

Doyle is a literal baby, and no one but The Commissioner knows how they manage to wield a Blaseball Blatt. A core component of the Jazz Hands' offense, their short legs and and lack of object permanence make them a slight liability on defense.

Birthed from a heap of nuclear slag at Rocky Flats Plant, Colorado, Doyle's naissance is of ritual significance to the Church St. Marie Curie of the Holy Geiger Counter. Doyle is technically a free agent, but has to get their mom to sign all the paperwork for them given their radioactivity, juvenile illiteracy, and inability to hold a pen in their fat little baby hands.

ILB Career

Doyle bears a striking resemblance to the baby pictures of Fynn Doyle and the late Morrow Doyle. Combined with their unusual birth, many among the Jazz Hands Band believe this indicates Baby Doyle has traveled to the present to play against the other Doyles. The exact reason this would be the case is unclear, but whenever Morrow Doyle's name was mentioned in the presence of Baby Doyle, they would fall silent for a moment before struggling to escape their crib. After Morrow Doyle's incineration on Season 4, Day 98, Baby Doyle merely crosses their arms and starts nodding at their mention.

After Baby Doyle siphoned some of Fynn Doyle's blood, fans began reporting sensations of time dilation and distortion whenever Baby Doyle was at bat. It is unclear whether this was due to a minor time paradox caused by the Fynn-Baby intersection, or just a natural result of Baby Doyle accumulating more sanguine power.

During the Season 8 Elections, Baby Doyle was playing their swanee whistle during play time, supervised by Holden Stanton. While playing, the time distortions surrounding Doyle grew to a fever pitch, until at last they shattered as Doyle played a heretofore unheard tune: the Sheet Music of the Universe. After that day, Doyle had an uncanny ability for hitting blaseballs and appearing at meals just in time for food. Some fans believed this was due to an unleashed precognitive ability. When asked to comment on these rumors, Doyle gurgled happily and gave no further response, as they had not developed speech yet.

Interdimensional Rumor Mill

No other versions of Baby Doyle have been observed. If you have information regarding a different version of Baby Doyle, please add it here.

Gallery

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  Baby Doyle hanging out with Lowe Forbes, Collins Melon, and a fan, by bunnevolence.

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  Baby Doyle Tlopps card