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'''Allison Abbott''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Abbot joined the Steaks on [[Season 8]], Day 56 due to a [[feedback]] swap with [[Paula Mason]].
 
'''Allison Abbott''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Abbot joined the Steaks on [[Season 8]], Day 56 due to a [[feedback]] swap with [[Paula Mason]].

Revision as of 03:04, 5 October 2020

Art by @MLeeLunsford and by @i_APX_86

Allison Abbott is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Abbot joined the Steaks on Season 8, Day 56 due to a feedback swap with Paula Mason.

Official League Records

Abbott joined the league in Season 1 as a hitter for the Seattle Garages.

Abbott hit a grand slam on Season 5's day 28 in the first inning of the Garages' first game against the Dale, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.

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Personal Life

Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder and musician. She is known for playing both the stylophone and banjo, and carrying around a bat with nails hammered into it.

I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!

I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. Idgaf

On the Seattle Garages

Allison was a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages)[1]. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier, on which several Seattle-area underground zines were printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.

Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in Season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."

Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.

On the Dallas Steaks

Upon her arrival in Dallas in season 8 Allison quickly made friends with another newcomer to the team, Rai Spliff. Rai introduced Allison to the world of roller derby through the Dallas Bad Butchers as a place for her to take out aggression between blaseball games. In the first bout Allison saw, one of the players broke their arm in a nasty fall. Allison became an instant fan.


Allison also found herself with more time after being separated from Seattle’s busy music scene. She decided to fill some space by learning the banjo. Allison had long been interested in delving into folk punk, and this was as good a time as any. Fans of stylophone music are eager to hear the results.

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  1. ↑ No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"


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