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'''Al Pastor Memorial Park''' (also known as the '''LA Taquería''') is the home ballpark of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]. It is presumably situated in [[Los Angeles]], the  home of the Tacos, and named for [[Al Pastor]], the current manager of the Tacos.
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|Drone photography of the infinite fractal Al Pastor Memorial Park, home of the LA Unlimited Tacos. ''Image by [https://twitter.com/ItsDanPhipps/status/1298303094502039552?s=09 Dan Phipps]'']]
 
'''Al Pastor Memorial Park''' is the home stadium of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]. It is presumably situated in Los Angeles, the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|former home]] of the Tacos and named for [[Al Pastor]], the current manager of the Tacos.
 
 
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Revision as of 18:08, 4 March 2021

Al Pastor Memorial Park (also known as the LA Taquería) is the home ballpark of the LA Unlimited Tacos. It is presumably situated in Los Angeles, the home of the Tacos, and named for Al Pastor, the current manager of the Tacos.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Location

The stadium is thought to be located in the middle of the infamous six-way stop sign intersection in Bleverly Hills. Despite the stadium's construction in ███, the roadway has continued to function as an active intersection to this day. Games scheduled during rush hour traffic are known to be especially hazardous, though interference from distracted drivers is not considered foul play.

It is rumored that the area under the stadium is filled with ground beef and pico de gallo. It goes for miles and miles underneath the surface of the Earth and is mined for all of the world's taco production.

Amenities

The signature snack of Al Pastor Memorial Park is the Hotdaco, a hot dog served in a hard taco shell. It is one of the many[source?] options available at the Tacos' Build-Your-Own-Taco Bar, which is an oft-advertised perk for season pass holders. Taco ingredients at the BYOTB include but are not limited to: cotton candy, vienna sausages, fermented bean paste, and, on Italian night, spaghetti.