Zoey Kirchner

Zoey Kirchner
Zoey Kirchner with a body made of acid, wearing safety goggles, fiberglass gloves, and an uniform with yellow caution stripes. They're wearing glass hairties made by Bottles Suljak, and smirking confidently to cover up their insecurities. Art by @captora_
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Core Mechanics
Former Team(s)	Core Mechanics
Status	active
Batting	(3.9)
Pitching	(6.0)
Defense	(3.1)
Running	(4.6)
Modifications	MaximalistThis Player plays 250% better at Maximum Blaseball.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Slimy Arm Glove ●○○
Dates Active	Mar 7–Apr 26, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Reciting mantra
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	23

Zoey Kirchner is a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks and has been with the team since the Season 16 elections. Kirchner has played for the Core Mechanics.

Official League Records

Kirchner joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.

During the Season 12 elections, Kirchner joined the Mechanics' active roster in exchange for Quinns Jespersen via the Mechanics' Foreshadow will.

During the Season 15 elections, Kirchner gained the Maximalist modification due to the Sky's the Limit blessing.

Kirchner was traded to the Dallas Steaks in exchange for PolkaDot Patterson during the Season 16 elections via the Mechanics' Plunder will.

During the Season 17 elections, Kirchner retreated to the Steaks' Shadows in exchange for Forrest Best as a result of the Steaks' Foreshadow will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

During the Season 19 elections, Kirchner rejoined the Steaks' active roster in exchange for Zephyr McCloud as a result of the Steaks' Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher again in the process.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Fan Works

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  Art by Hx Ficus

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  Art by @wiresandlight

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  Mini Zoey Kirchner by "HetreaSky" @"HetreaSky"

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