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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]], and was with the team from [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]] until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on [[Season 3]], Day 6.
 
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]], and was with the team from [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]] until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on [[Season 3]], Day 6.
  
== Official League Records ==
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==Official League Records==
 
Passon joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]] with [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].
 
Passon joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]] with [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].
  
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== Goals ==
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==Goals==
 
Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.
 
Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.
  

Revision as of 06:03, 15 June 2021

Theodore Passon was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season 3, Day 6.

Official League Records

Passon joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 3, Day 6, Passon was incinerated and replaced by Sixpack Santiago.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Goals

Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.